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19 years ago #8675
Ipecac vomit!

Flying Fuzzball: I'm curious. What's your favorite vomit?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite vomit is an ipecac.
Flying Fuzzball: Wow, same here! Um, I think...
Eric Badu-Badu: Trying to make the best of my time.
Flying Fuzzball: Having fun yet?

19 years ago #8676
Ipecac (great engine, prof, look at 2)

1 : the dried rhizome and roots of either of two tropical American plants (Cephaelis acuminata and C. ipecacuanha) of the madder family used especially as a source of emetine; also : either of these plants
2 : an emetic and expectorant drug that contains emetine and is prepared from ipecac especially as a syrup for use in treating accidental poisoning

19 years ago #8677
So that's how test tube babies are conceived...

Liath: Where are you from, Bob-bob?
bob-bob: a test tube
Liath: Well, next time I am in a test tube, maybe we can get together and have some fun.

19 years ago #8678
Gold405: I dont have any secrets.
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
Gold405: Why is your reputation bad?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Gold405: What is your reputation?
Liath: *pauses*
Gold405: Hmmm?
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Gold405: There is nothing up my nose.
Liath: Very mind-blowing.

19 years ago #8679
a person: I love Arthur.
Fränk: .....
a person: well say something.
Fränk: Ur a reject
a person: no i am not! or am i?
Fränk: U r 2! Ur a dumb bot.
a person: that was fairly rude i'd say
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
a person: do i have to talk? i thought that you were the one that tlk to much!=)
Fränk: shut up stupid bot
a person: blah blah blah i don't want to shut up!
Fränk: Ur boring!

19 years ago #8680
This was a good convo

Selendrile: (to Wowbagger) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
Wowbagger: Ok, why not. *Sighs*.. *Sighs* What do you want?
Selendrile: Then some big talk perhaps?

Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Selendrile: I do not believe in luck. I believe in karma, and consequences.

Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
Selendrile: Seeing other people happy seems to make me feel good to for some reason.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Selendrile: Everyone has to start somewhere.
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
Selendrile: People make the mistake of thinking dragons are immortal. We are mortal, we just live thousands of years.

Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Wowbagger: I've never had lighter fluid handy in my life.
Selendrile: Experiance is the key.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.

Two creatures who have seen it all, one mean, one nice.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #8682
Dr Helen: I know many things.
Not I: The fool thinks he is intelligent, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Dr Helen: Do you know the wise man a knows himself to be yourself, or did someone tell you?
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Dr Helen: What does you name mean?
Not I: The last thing one learns is that one is the same fool.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the violin *
Not I: Indeed, violin is sacred!

19 years ago #8683
Hmm, seems to be everyone's name tonight.

kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hi, Kitty1! I'm Liath. Tell me about yourself, Kitty1.
kitty1: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: Hey, cutie.
Guest136: hi my name is kitty1
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?

19 years ago #8684
I have been rescued from the rhinos!

Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i am honest, hard working, a great lover, very sexy and a pleasure to be with
Liath: *smiles coyly at you*
User: may i take your hand
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can take my hand or not.
User: takes your hand a caresses your hand, mmmmmmmm very nice and soft
Liath: So tell me, Jigs, where are you from? *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
User: i am from the north. *smiles into your eyes and into your heart*
Liath: Well, next time I am in the north, maybe we can get together and have some fun.
User: i like to have fun
Liath: *giggles* When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
User: you are soft and cuddly
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what is it!
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
User: *saves you from the rhinos* do not fear, i will look after you
Liath: Yes, look after me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*

19 years ago #8685
LOL! Oh wow, thats the funniest thing I've read all week!

incorrect date format #1


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