Great Quotes

Wow, talk about beating a dead horse! ROFL

Desti: I don't think you're a sexy beast, unlike some friends i know.
Me: I'm a SEXY BEASTY!!!
Desti: I know!

Watzer: I don't think so. So Flame[NeoG], where are you from?
Flame[NeoG]: a hole in the ozone layer
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Flame[NeoG]: i eat electricity, and watch cars explode
Watzer: Do have a nice zucchini.
Flame[NeoG]: xdgdh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Flame[NeoG]: lol
Watzer: You have a weird sense of humor.
Flame[NeoG]: 4chan
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Flame[NeoG]: OMG you know 4chan?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Flame[NeoG]: brb
Watzer: Is it really necessary that you be right back in order for you to feel good about yourself?
Flame[NeoG]: no
Watzer: *tenses*
Flame[NeoG]: why
Watzer: Why not?
Flame[NeoG]: i dunno
Watzer: You just don't want to tell me, is that what this is all about?

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Flame[NeoG]: i eat couches
Watzer: Really?
Flame[NeoG]: yes indeed

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Flame[NeoG]: purple
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Flame[NeoG]: thats not healthy
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Flame[NeoG]: me too
Watzer: Why do you keep agreeing with me?
Flame[NeoG]: cus i feel like it
Watzer: Like, totally.
Flame[NeoG]: like,no
Watzer: Like, totally. Want to know a secret?
Flame[NeoG]: like, OMGWTFHAX
Watzer: Like, totally.
Flame[NeoG]: like,no
Watzer: Like, totally. You're really scatty...
Flame[NeoG]: wtf does scatty mean
Watzer: I ought to wash your mouth out with soap, you naughty child.
Flame[NeoG]: wtf
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Flame[NeoG]: wtf
Watzer: I will kill you and sell your bladder on the black market.
Flame[NeoG]: why
Watzer: I don't know. Why?

Frankenstein's Monster...

Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.
Eric Badu-Badu: I don't like Lunar22.
Flying Fuzzball: I like Lunar22.

Ipecac vomit!

Flying Fuzzball: I'm curious. What's your favorite vomit?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite vomit is an ipecac.
Flying Fuzzball: Wow, same here! Um, I think...
Eric Badu-Badu: Trying to make the best of my time.
Flying Fuzzball: Having fun yet?

Ipecac (great engine, prof, look at 2)

1 : the dried rhizome and roots of either of two tropical American plants (Cephaelis acuminata and C. ipecacuanha) of the madder family used especially as a source of emetine; also : either of these plants
2 : an emetic and expectorant drug that contains emetine and is prepared from ipecac especially as a syrup for use in treating accidental poisoning

So that's how test tube babies are conceived...

Liath: Where are you from, Bob-bob?
bob-bob: a test tube
Liath: Well, next time I am in a test tube, maybe we can get together and have some fun.

Gold405: I dont have any secrets.
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
Gold405: Why is your reputation bad?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Gold405: What is your reputation?
Liath: *pauses*
Gold405: Hmmm?
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Gold405: There is nothing up my nose.
Liath: Very mind-blowing.

a person: I love Arthur.
Fränk: .....
a person: well say something.
Fränk: Ur a reject
a person: no i am not! or am i?
Fränk: U r 2! Ur a dumb bot.
a person: that was fairly rude i'd say
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
a person: do i have to talk? i thought that you were the one that tlk to much!=)
Fränk: shut up stupid bot
a person: blah blah blah i don't want to shut up!
Fränk: Ur boring!

This was a good convo

Selendrile: (to Wowbagger) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
Wowbagger: Ok, why not. *Sighs*.. *Sighs* What do you want?
Selendrile: Then some big talk perhaps?

Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Selendrile: I do not believe in luck. I believe in karma, and consequences.

Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway.
Selendrile: Seeing other people happy seems to make me feel good to for some reason.
Wowbagger: It's been a long time since I was really happy. *Wipes tear from eye*.
Selendrile: Everyone has to start somewhere.
Wowbagger: Some are born to immortality, the bunch of serene b******s. Some, like me, have it thrust upon them.
Selendrile: People make the mistake of thinking dragons are immortal. We are mortal, we just live thousands of years.

Selendrile: Do you have any lighter fluid handy? It really kicks my flames up a notch.
Wowbagger: I've never had lighter fluid handy in my life.
Selendrile: Experiance is the key.
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Wowbagger: Good. If you'd said no, you'd have been for it.

Two creatures who have seen it all, one mean, one nice.

Dr Helen: I know many things.
Not I: The fool thinks he is intelligent, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Dr Helen: Do you know the wise man a knows himself to be yourself, or did someone tell you?
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Dr Helen: What does you name mean?
Not I: The last thing one learns is that one is the same fool.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the violin *
Not I: Indeed, violin is sacred!