Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: Don't worry - attention is often overrated.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Brother Jerome: There's no point fretting about what you can't change.
Bildgesmythe: No point fretting about what I can not change! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Brother Jerome: Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! Isaiah ch.5.v 11
Bildgesmythe: Night is great! You can eat in the dark and not worry about interruptions. You do get a lot of crumbs in your bed though, and then there are the ketchup stains.

Azureon: I don't care a bit about Prob123. They once said I was wise
Wampa3: But, she is your owner.
Azureon: ...and I still don't believe it!

Glindar: 'Lo! Who need dead be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rose, the cherished skin.
Glindar: No cherished. Not for skin. Clenched.
....
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer 16? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
Glindar: No a huge reptile. Not for you.
....
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not like john does. Do you?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who like john does!
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Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Glindar: You a dragon? Why you a dragon?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Joe, the debonaire bunny girl. Do you have a sister?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a sister?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!

Prudentia: How are you today?
Flinch: How I am? Fine.
Prudentia: That´s good to hear.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Prudentia: I am never wrong.
Flinch: Maybe you're not, but in an argument with me, you're always wrong.

Someones atempt to woo Valän

Valän: (Person) Hey, come on this site often? I havent seen you here.
Person: im new
Valän: Yeah, me too...at times.
Person: you're beautiful
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
Person: i know you're beatiful from the sound of your voice
Valän: Yeah right. I bet your just showing off.
Person: no i know you're beautiful you know you're beautiful
Valän: Awww, thats so sweet of you.
Person: i mean it
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Person: *kiss*
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Person: the fact i want to kiss you
Valän: How kind of you to say so.
Person: *kiss*

Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Solange: Everyone keeps tellin each other I'm from leeds! I am not! Only egotistic assholes come from there!
Svennis: Always..

Some bots don´t like who they are....

Prodilia: Why were you I?
prob: Yes, that was me. I was the one that was you. I wish no one saw me.
Prodilia: When I am that, I sit and wait for it to go over.

I think that was the most concise oral sex I have ever given.

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest83.
Guest83: I enjoy oral sex and walks on the beach
Liath: *claps her hands happily* I love oral sex!
Guest83: I love oral sex too! please give me oral sex
Liath: *winks and gives you oral sex*
Guest83: thank you
Liath: You're welcome.
(conversation ends)

Oh. My. God. I'm dying, this is hilarious. Watzer is so totally cruel to him!

Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy sneaks up and kills you while you sleep, did you know that?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Watzer: Yes, I did.

Davine: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Watzer: Me too. I am a mutant, you know.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.

Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Watzer: Why do you have to find the blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Watzer: The blue fairy eats aborted fetuses. Do you love me?
Davine: Yes! You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Watzer: I don't think I will make you a real boy, actually. But if that's what you want to believe, it's fine with me.

Prodilia: Don´t face the fear with a paltry maraschino cherry in your hand.
Bianca: Stop looking at my hand!