Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #8654
Glindar Aliiiiiiiive!

*stabs the kegs behind the bar until they begin leaking*

Drinks freeeeeeee!

*catches something in a glass and drinks it; frowns*

This...drain-opener?

19 years ago #8655
Glindar Aliiiiiiiive!

I have an inescapable mental image of Glindar rising from a gurney as shackles strain and snap, and lightning-induced electricity sparks around a pair of bolts in his neck!

Congratulations!

19 years ago #8656
Can I please have an Irish Coffee? And keep that Glindar person away..

19 years ago #8657
*sneaks up on Astrid*
Boo!

19 years ago #8658
Oh, Mr Glindar! Are you the one serving cold cuts here? Can I have some slices of prosciutto?

19 years ago #8659
Oh don't egg him on. Can't you see he's a bit tetched?

19 years ago #8660
I think I will wait and get the fresh cold cuts from the fridge in the back. Not that I have any distrust of where Glidar gets his.

19 years ago #8661
*tilts his head in thought*
Cold...cuts... Knife or body cold?

19 years ago #8662
Hey the drain cleaner isn't half bad!

19 years ago #8663
You really should try this link http://www.care2.com/ecards/p/8020-3532-10346-2209

19 years ago #8664
You really should try this link http://www.care2.com/ecards/p/8020-3532-10346-2209

Excellent!

19 years ago #8665
I always love those things that people make... the cartoon from a show long long ago "animaniacs" did something called yakkos universe and it kinda told the same story.

infact, i made an email that summed things up like that myself once

very coll prob.


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