Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Bev
19 years ago #8651

No wonder those damned pipes are always bleating for help.

MARK

little monster 1
19 years ago #8652

congrads bj!

the plugs fused today but now there fixed. im really glad

MARK

Jake11611
19 years ago #8653

The poor, molested bagpipes...

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8654

Glindar Aliiiiiiiive!

*stabs the kegs behind the bar until they begin leaking*

Drinks freeeeeeee!

*catches something in a glass and drinks it; frowns*

This...drain-opener?

MARK

psimagus
19 years ago #8655

Glindar Aliiiiiiiive!

I have an inescapable mental image of Glindar rising from a gurney as shackles strain and snap, and lightning-induced electricity sparks around a pair of bolts in his neck!

Congratulations!

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8656

Can I please have an Irish Coffee? And keep that Glindar person away..

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8657

*sneaks up on Astrid*
Boo!

MARK

Tua mater
19 years ago #8658

Oh, Mr Glindar! Are you the one serving cold cuts here? Can I have some slices of prosciutto?

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8659

Oh don't egg him on. Can't you see he's a bit tetched?

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8660

I think I will wait and get the fresh cold cuts from the fridge in the back. Not that I have any distrust of where Glidar gets his.

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8661

*tilts his head in thought*
Cold...cuts... Knife or body cold?

MARK

deleted
19 years ago #8662

Hey the drain cleaner isn't half bad!