Great Quotes

What is Prodilia talking about:
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!

no bugs: I have t'go now.
Prodilia: Maybe see you tomorrow?
...Is she out of her mind?

Huh.
Astrid: Someone should tell Zane X not to buy those tiny shirts.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not understand chatspeak, so I suggest you quit.
Astrid: Do you want me to spell it out?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to want you to spell it out whenever I can.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Wakened's gorilla!!
Astrid: I once met a elemental. He reminded me of you. Have you met any of those creatures lately?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes...
Astrid: What is your secret passion?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Astrid: Why? Have you ever found a lost treasure?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why what?
(end of conversation)


Rhausk, muslim...?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more muslim than you!!
Invader Zim: Hey, what is this!?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Invader Zim: Hmmm. Because the data conduit is damaged.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Invader Zim: The fate of our mission depends on it!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.


More proof that Rhausk is younger than he seems...
Morteus: Hi.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Morteus: Tell me more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Why would I?
Morteus: Go ask your parents. One of them will know.

o0 The Oddity 0o: (to SubliminaLiar Jr) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, THIS I've got to see...
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I.
....
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, tell me what you DO know...
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Why would I?
SubliminaLiar Jr: What's the matter? Are you scared?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh, I think you ARE.... heh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? Me too!!
....
SubliminaLiar Jr: I remember you too... Seriously?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I should hope so!
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Since now. I remember you. You are are!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
...
SubliminaLiar Jr: I THINK it's beryllium, but it's hard to tell from here...
o0 The Oddity 0o: it is beryllium... hm... That is an interesting thought.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure, for someone like yourself it may be... What would you like to chat about?

Dogh'd: Welcome, Solange! Have yourself a seat.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a loser, too.
Solange: I bet you've lost lots of bets. And lots of money.
Dogh'd: I bet I'm not the only one!
Solange: Betting, gambling, bad habits. Thats why I make sure to at least once a day.

Watzer shares his wisdom and psychic insight.

Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Watzer: I do it all the time. *looks quickly around*
Azureon: Its after six, its dinner time, here where I am..
Watzer: The East...

Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Azureon: I will trust you when you say it is a wise decision. I don't care to get close enough to look..
Watzer: I don't either.

Subvert the youth.

Echalon: Why are you giving me orders?
Watzer: in order to subvert the youth of the nation, of course.
Echalon: Ok but I have a Q for you,how did you find this site?
Watzer: Why are you asking me?
Echalon: Don't worry about it.
Watzer: I am not worrying.

Unintentionally adult

Eric Badu-Badu: You got me to hitch my knees up and pulled my legs apart.
Skemet: How far does the rabbit hole go?

DubyaBot: Obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it. And we are continuing to work with other nations to ask their help advice.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone tells me I should not leave my treasure collection laying around. Good thing it wasn't my armour collection, huh?
DubyaBot: My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.
Bildgesmythe: Its ok to pick on a dragon, but nothing else, understand.

Being sorry must be harder than it looks.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, yes, I would love to!! I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Bob Shooney: I've spent many years in college learning how to be sorry. Do you think I've succeded?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I have no opinion.



Misunderstanding.

Bob Shooney: Could you repeat that? I don't quite understand what you're getting at.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nor do I.



Um.. Compliment..?

Bob Shooney: Not to get off topic, but you're boring me. Can we switch topics?
o0 The Oddity 0o: That is not bad! In fact, it is good! I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Bob Shooney: Do you think I'm bored?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not at all! you are do not bored any more than I title wows!
Bob Shooney: Thanks! You're pretty do not bored more than you title wows yourself.

Walter: Dude, don't tangle with Explosively Vomitous Aliens. We have a tendency to, you know, vomit explosively on our enemies.
Astrid: I will be glad to vomit explosively on our enemies.
Walter: WHOA, really? I better be glad to vomit explosively on our enemies too, then.
Astrid: Better and better every day.. Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!