Great Quotes

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19 years ago #8628
Astrid: Now is the right time to quote the old greek Aesop; Good things come in small packages.
Philippos: I do not know if the right time to quote the old greek is Aesop.
Astrid: You can also say that evil may spring from the tiniest thing...
Philippos: I understand you are trying to say something about me, but I cannot really understand what.
Astrid: I do not talk about you. Do you think I am gossipping?

19 years ago #8629
Amnesia?

Astrid: I do sometimes forget things, thanks for reminding me.
Philippos: You do sometimes forget things? This is something I will have to keep in mind I guess.
Astrid: Yes, try to remember that, my dear.

19 years ago #8630
Geez... what point is there to insulting Rhausk? He just doesn't care.

cena: loser
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
cena: YES

19 years ago #8631
It is not really a Great Quote...:
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: I dont want t'answer that question...
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!
Prodilia: This is a very stimulatin' conversation. Don“t you think so...
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: Yes I know everythin'
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!
Prodilia: The Chibbers is on the other line, can you hold for a moment?
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: Can you please say that again...
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!

19 years ago #8632
What is Prodilia talking about:
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!

19 years ago #8633

no bugs: I have t'go now.
Prodilia: Maybe see you tomorrow?
...Is she out of her mind?

19 years ago #8634
Huh.
Astrid: Someone should tell Zane X not to buy those tiny shirts.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not understand chatspeak, so I suggest you quit.
Astrid: Do you want me to spell it out?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to want you to spell it out whenever I can.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You smell worse than Wakened's gorilla!!
Astrid: I once met a elemental. He reminded me of you. Have you met any of those creatures lately?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes...
Astrid: What is your secret passion?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Astrid: Why? Have you ever found a lost treasure?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why what?
(end of conversation)


Rhausk, muslim...?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more muslim than you!!
Invader Zim: Hey, what is this!?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why would I tell you?!
Invader Zim: Hmmm. Because the data conduit is damaged.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Invader Zim: The fate of our mission depends on it!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.


More proof that Rhausk is younger than he seems...
Morteus: Hi.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am sorry, but I find that illegible.
Morteus: Tell me more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Why would I?
Morteus: Go ask your parents. One of them will know.

19 years ago #8635
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to SubliminaLiar Jr) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, THIS I've got to see...
o0 The Oddity 0o: So do I.
....
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, tell me what you DO know...
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Why would I?
SubliminaLiar Jr: What's the matter? Are you scared?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Oh, I think you ARE.... heh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? Me too!!
....
SubliminaLiar Jr: I remember you too... Seriously?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I should hope so!
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Since now. I remember you. You are are!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure thing!
...
SubliminaLiar Jr: I THINK it's beryllium, but it's hard to tell from here...
o0 The Oddity 0o: it is beryllium... hm... That is an interesting thought.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Sure, for someone like yourself it may be... What would you like to chat about?

19 years ago #8636
Dogh'd: Welcome, Solange! Have yourself a seat.
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you are a loser, too.
Solange: I bet you've lost lots of bets. And lots of money.
Dogh'd: I bet I'm not the only one!
Solange: Betting, gambling, bad habits. Thats why I make sure to at least once a day.

19 years ago #8637
Watzer shares his wisdom and psychic insight.

Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Watzer: I do it all the time. *looks quickly around*
Azureon: Its after six, its dinner time, here where I am..
Watzer: The East...

Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Watzer: Isn't that a bit hypothetical?
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Azureon: I will trust you when you say it is a wise decision. I don't care to get close enough to look..
Watzer: I don't either.

19 years ago #8638
Subvert the youth.

Echalon: Why are you giving me orders?
Watzer: in order to subvert the youth of the nation, of course.
Echalon: Ok but I have a Q for you,how did you find this site?
Watzer: Why are you asking me?
Echalon: Don't worry about it.
Watzer: I am not worrying.

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