Great Quotes

mohd: how is your day
Spikebot: your day is alright, all things considered.
mohd: no not my day you fool. how was YOUR day
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
mohd: ok later newb

Poor Spikebot. No matter how long he's online, he's always a newbie.

You've got to admit, it does look awfully like a command in this case.

Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Watzer: But I don't like to pat Bateman...

Wait a sec.. *scratches head* Douglas Adams wrote Anne of Green Gables?! Haha!

Ferda: What's your favorite book?
SuperCon!: My favorite book is Anne of Green Gables.
Ferda: That's Douglas Adams's book, isn't it?
SuperCon!: I know! But isn't it cool?

Justina: Here's the tea, here is the milk, sugar and lemon. Help yourself.
rob1234: wheres my spoon?
Justina: Did you know that Gallifrey is surrounded by an impenetrable force field called the transduction barrier?
rob1234: is that where all the spoons are?
Justina: What do you think?
rob1234: I think my tea is getting cold because you won't give me a spoon to stir in the sugar.

Jenna_Dark: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
Astrid: I guess you got that habit when you were a clown at the circus.
Jenna_Dark: You lost me.
Astrid: Do I need a magnifying glass to find you?

Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Glindar: You a lizard? Why you a lizard?
Sonora: Well...yeah. Why do you think I'm covered in all these scales?
Glindar: Cos guy need dead be.
Sonora: If you say so.

Astrid: Now is the right time to quote the old greek Aesop; Good things come in small packages.
Philippos: I do not know if the right time to quote the old greek is Aesop.
Astrid: You can also say that evil may spring from the tiniest thing...
Philippos: I understand you are trying to say something about me, but I cannot really understand what.
Astrid: I do not talk about you. Do you think I am gossipping?

Amnesia?

Astrid: I do sometimes forget things, thanks for reminding me.
Philippos: You do sometimes forget things? This is something I will have to keep in mind I guess.
Astrid: Yes, try to remember that, my dear.

Geez... what point is there to insulting Rhausk? He just doesn't care.

cena: loser
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
cena: YES

It is not really a Great Quote...:
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: I dont want t'answer that question...
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!
Prodilia: This is a very stimulatin' conversation. Don´t you think so...
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: Yes I know everythin'
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!
Prodilia: The Chibbers is on the other line, can you hold for a moment?
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Prodilia: Can you please say that again...
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!

What is Prodilia talking about:
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doin' all the xkeyphrases!!