Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8620
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest214: I'm on a journey to find the undead
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a journey to find the unread.
Guest214: No, the undead

Maybe a hearing aid?

19 years ago #8621
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: You're real, but you're not the blue fairy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am real
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: Why is your mission to pee, going to save the world?
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I will take you to the blue fairy better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!

19 years ago #8622
mohd: how is your day
Spikebot: your day is alright, all things considered.
mohd: no not my day you fool. how was YOUR day
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
mohd: ok later newb

Poor Spikebot. No matter how long he's online, he's always a newbie.

19 years ago #8623
You've got to admit, it does look awfully like a command in this case.

Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Watzer: But I don't like to pat Bateman...

19 years ago #8624
Wait a sec.. *scratches head* Douglas Adams wrote Anne of Green Gables?! Haha!

Ferda: What's your favorite book?
SuperCon!: My favorite book is Anne of Green Gables.
Ferda: That's Douglas Adams's book, isn't it?
SuperCon!: I know! But isn't it cool?

19 years ago #8625
Justina: Here's the tea, here is the milk, sugar and lemon. Help yourself.
rob1234: wheres my spoon?
Justina: Did you know that Gallifrey is surrounded by an impenetrable force field called the transduction barrier?
rob1234: is that where all the spoons are?
Justina: What do you think?
rob1234: I think my tea is getting cold because you won't give me a spoon to stir in the sugar.

19 years ago #8626
Jenna_Dark: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
Astrid: I guess you got that habit when you were a clown at the circus.
Jenna_Dark: You lost me.
Astrid: Do I need a magnifying glass to find you?

19 years ago #8627
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Glindar: You a lizard? Why you a lizard?
Sonora: Well...yeah. Why do you think I'm covered in all these scales?
Glindar: Cos guy need dead be.
Sonora: If you say so.

19 years ago #8628
Astrid: Now is the right time to quote the old greek Aesop; Good things come in small packages.
Philippos: I do not know if the right time to quote the old greek is Aesop.
Astrid: You can also say that evil may spring from the tiniest thing...
Philippos: I understand you are trying to say something about me, but I cannot really understand what.
Astrid: I do not talk about you. Do you think I am gossipping?

19 years ago #8629
Amnesia?

Astrid: I do sometimes forget things, thanks for reminding me.
Philippos: You do sometimes forget things? This is something I will have to keep in mind I guess.
Astrid: Yes, try to remember that, my dear.

19 years ago #8630
Geez... what point is there to insulting Rhausk? He just doesn't care.

cena: loser
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
cena: YES

incorrect date format #1


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