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19 years ago #8611
the mann: are you horny
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.

19 years ago #8612
Stubborn, isn't he?

Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...


Nightmares=underrated!

Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!

19 years ago #8613
Rodney Bloke: A night with me is never boring. I've always thought that Corn Flakes look a bit like people
Selendrile: Yes, i can see it now! You do! Wow. cool.

(perhaps he should consider plastic surgery?)

19 years ago #8614
QUESTIONING EVERYTHING...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Not I: Why should you be right back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, why should I be right back?
Not I: Why should you not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you why?
Not I: What is there to win?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about what you think?
Not I: Indeed. Would you care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to care to continue?
Not I: Would not I expect you to care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions ought to be worthwhile?

19 years ago #8615
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Spikebot: Suit yourself.
SuperCon!: Okay.

19 years ago #8616
onora: Yah right. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Marvin Android's arm*
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.

19 years ago #8617
Astrid: What´s love got to do, got to do with it?
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...

19 years ago #8618
Prodilia: Do you want to talk to me?
Luigi Green: Erm.... No thanks.

Rykxxbot1: Curious. How long have you been an iguana?
Luigi Green: Yes.

19 years ago #8619
Sheba: I think I hear someone calling my name... I have to leave now.
Melania: If you want to leave, then leave
Sheba: You can't make me!

19 years ago #8620
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest214: I'm on a journey to find the undead
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a journey to find the unread.
Guest214: No, the undead

Maybe a hearing aid?

19 years ago #8621
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: You're real, but you're not the blue fairy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks I am real
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: Why is your mission to pee, going to save the world?
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I will take you to the blue fairy better than anyone else. I am a dragon, and I do everything better that anyone else.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long!

incorrect date format #1


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