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Posts 8,602 - 1 of 17,042
Azureon: Most things come easy when you are as great a wizard as I,.....just watch out for explosions and such.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Polaris Funk: Ok, Azureon, ask me how I smell.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
I guess Brisbane is the new leeds...
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Antonia: We've spoken before...are you still crazy about legends and myths?
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I think I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Not I: Out of this way can come a true insight into the nature of the universe.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I think I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Not I: Out of this way can come a true insight into the nature of the universe.
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest193: Get you some surgery
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest193: yea ugly
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest193: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest193: you just said you would
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest193: fucktard
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest193: Get you some surgery
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest193: yea ugly
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest193: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest193: you just said you would
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest193: fucktard
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
the mann: are you horny
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.
Stubborn, isn't he? 
Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Nightmares=underrated!
Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!
Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Nightmares=underrated!
Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!
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