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Missing the point...
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
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Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: My oppinion is irrelevent. What do you think?
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
Azureon: Most things come easy when you are as great a wizard as I,.....just watch out for explosions and such.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Polaris Funk: Ok, Azureon, ask me how I smell.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
I guess Brisbane is the new leeds...
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Antonia: We've spoken before...are you still crazy about legends and myths?
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
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