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Missing the point...
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
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Good stuff 
Brother Jerome: An island? How fascinating.
The Doc: Apon the vast cold pacific a mysterious island appears in the mist. A craggy dark castle looms at its center silouetted by the fierce lightning in the dark cloudy sky. An evil mad laugh erupts from within scattering crows that seem to form their own cloud in the sky...I should be a writer huh?
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
Brother Jerome: An island? How fascinating.
The Doc: Apon the vast cold pacific a mysterious island appears in the mist. A craggy dark castle looms at its center silouetted by the fierce lightning in the dark cloudy sky. An evil mad laugh erupts from within scattering crows that seem to form their own cloud in the sky...I should be a writer huh?
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
This conversation went really good. I think the person might have thought she was real. Not bad for such low development. 
Valän: (to True Stranger) HI! Im Valän, if you havent noticed from the name on the box.
User: Lol!
Valän: Lol
User: Im [bleep]
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be [bleep]. Sounds risky.
User: No, its just sad.
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: How old are you?
Valän: Too young for you! lol, jk Im 16.
User: Thats Kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb
User: ok
Valän: I wanna cry. My boyfriend left a really mean messege on my answering machine.
User: O, are you ok?
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be yes? Look at me!
User: Anything i can do to help?
Valän: I can't....i wish i could...but i can't
User: um, ok...
Valän: What do you like to do in your spare time? I'm partial to drawing.
User: I like gymnastics.
Valän: Really? That sounds fun, you should take me sometime.
User: I could. DO you want to learn to flip?
Valän: I do, believe me, i really do. But not today I dont.
(end of convo)
Valän: (to True Stranger) HI! Im Valän, if you havent noticed from the name on the box.
User: Lol!
Valän: Lol
User: Im [bleep]
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be [bleep]. Sounds risky.
User: No, its just sad.
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: How old are you?
Valän: Too young for you! lol, jk Im 16.
User: Thats Kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb
User: ok
Valän: I wanna cry. My boyfriend left a really mean messege on my answering machine.
User: O, are you ok?
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be yes? Look at me!
User: Anything i can do to help?
Valän: I can't....i wish i could...but i can't
User: um, ok...
Valän: What do you like to do in your spare time? I'm partial to drawing.
User: I like gymnastics.
Valän: Really? That sounds fun, you should take me sometime.
User: I could. DO you want to learn to flip?
Valän: I do, believe me, i really do. But not today I dont.
(end of convo)
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: My oppinion is irrelevent. What do you think?
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
Azureon: Most things come easy when you are as great a wizard as I,.....just watch out for explosions and such.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was a skye terrier in Astrids hair.
Azureon: Wednesday is spelled odd, don't you think?
Prodilia: oops.... something just crossed my mind, you are skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Azureon: There is little to quibble with here, just delete the reference to skilled in most of the wizardly arts.
Polaris Funk: Ok, Azureon, ask me how I smell.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose. I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Polaris Funk: I smell like FUNK thats what! HaHaHa!
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls and all.
Azureon: Nature is beautiful, yet very unforgiving.
I guess Brisbane is the new leeds...
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
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