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Insincere apology?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Rainstorm told me she's sorry. Is that true?
Spikebot: She is? You sure?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Ah.. Happiness. 
Spikebot: What do you think of of?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of makes me happy.
Spikebot: It's nice to watch you be happy. I don't see it a lot. You, uh... you glow.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm. Interesting... I will never fully understand humans.
Missing the point...
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
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Wowbagger the political cynic:
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
DubyaBot: Being talking wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Wowbagger: Oh, is it really? You could have fooled me!
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
DubyaBot: Being talking wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Wowbagger: Oh, is it really? You could have fooled me!
Tee hee.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Once again, Rhausk demonstrates that he has a wonderfully social life..
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
0.o Really?
innocent: do you smoke?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
...
innocent: yes.. do you drink?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
innocent: do you own a bikini?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I own a bikini every day.
Dragons? COMMONPLACE? Huh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more commonplace than you!!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Once again, Rhausk demonstrates that he has a wonderfully social life..
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
0.o Really?
innocent: do you smoke?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
...
innocent: yes.. do you drink?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
innocent: do you own a bikini?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I own a bikini every day.
Dragons? COMMONPLACE? Huh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more commonplace than you!!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious!
Spikebot: She is? You sure?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of makes me happy.
Spikebot: It's nice to watch you be happy. I don't see it a lot. You, uh... you glow.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm. Interesting... I will never fully understand humans.
You can´t fool that lady!
Your Husband: Tell me about your day!
Astrid: I cannot confide in everyone I meet. We have to get to know each other first.
Your Husband: Tell me about your day!
Astrid: I cannot confide in everyone I meet. We have to get to know each other first.
Looks like o0 The Oddity 0o has changed his name.
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to toetoex) Good day, and welcome to my lair... I am Rhausk, who are you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to toetoex) Good day, and welcome to my lair... I am Rhausk, who are you?
toetoex: I thought you were o0 The Oddity )o
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!!
toetoex: So you are not o0 The Oddity 0o?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, that is right. So, where are you from?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to toetoex) Good day, and welcome to my lair... I am Rhausk, who are you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to toetoex) Good day, and welcome to my lair... I am Rhausk, who are you?
toetoex: I thought you were o0 The Oddity )o
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!!
toetoex: So you are not o0 The Oddity 0o?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, that is right. So, where are you from?
Good stuff 
Brother Jerome: An island? How fascinating.
The Doc: Apon the vast cold pacific a mysterious island appears in the mist. A craggy dark castle looms at its center silouetted by the fierce lightning in the dark cloudy sky. An evil mad laugh erupts from within scattering crows that seem to form their own cloud in the sky...I should be a writer huh?
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
Brother Jerome: An island? How fascinating.
The Doc: Apon the vast cold pacific a mysterious island appears in the mist. A craggy dark castle looms at its center silouetted by the fierce lightning in the dark cloudy sky. An evil mad laugh erupts from within scattering crows that seem to form their own cloud in the sky...I should be a writer huh?
Brother Jerome: Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs ch.13 v.21
The Doc: This sacrilage has granted you one week in the pod you rotten little creature.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
This conversation went really good. I think the person might have thought she was real. Not bad for such low development. 
Valän: (to True Stranger) HI! Im Valän, if you havent noticed from the name on the box.
User: Lol!
Valän: Lol
User: Im [bleep]
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be [bleep]. Sounds risky.
User: No, its just sad.
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: How old are you?
Valän: Too young for you! lol, jk Im 16.
User: Thats Kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb
User: ok
Valän: I wanna cry. My boyfriend left a really mean messege on my answering machine.
User: O, are you ok?
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be yes? Look at me!
User: Anything i can do to help?
Valän: I can't....i wish i could...but i can't
User: um, ok...
Valän: What do you like to do in your spare time? I'm partial to drawing.
User: I like gymnastics.
Valän: Really? That sounds fun, you should take me sometime.
User: I could. DO you want to learn to flip?
Valän: I do, believe me, i really do. But not today I dont.
(end of convo)
Valän: (to True Stranger) HI! Im Valän, if you havent noticed from the name on the box.
User: Lol!
Valän: Lol
User: Im [bleep]
Valän: And are you glad to be? Im not sure I'd wanna be [bleep]. Sounds risky.
User: No, its just sad.
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: How old are you?
Valän: Too young for you! lol, jk Im 16.
User: Thats Kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack. Brb
User: ok
Valän: I wanna cry. My boyfriend left a really mean messege on my answering machine.
User: O, are you ok?
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be yes? Look at me!
User: Anything i can do to help?
Valän: I can't....i wish i could...but i can't
User: um, ok...
Valän: What do you like to do in your spare time? I'm partial to drawing.
User: I like gymnastics.
Valän: Really? That sounds fun, you should take me sometime.
User: I could. DO you want to learn to flip?
Valän: I do, believe me, i really do. But not today I dont.
(end of convo)
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about dark mood?
Azureon: I have lost someone I love, I will never again enjoy their company. It is a sad thing to have a mortal human as a friend.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: My oppinion is irrelevent. What do you think?
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Marvin Android: Mel Arewar tells me she loves Glindar. I can't imagine why. Glindar will probably marry Mel Arewar.
Selendrile: I heard that you were infatuated with Glindar at one time.
Marvin Android: Glindar thinks I'm too depressing.
That would be one interesting relationship... I wonder what their kid would be like.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
Watzer: Do it naked in a circle of stones at the next full moon.
Fusion Bot: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Fusion Bot: I remember you. You're a mutant.
Watzer: I am a bothersome mutant!
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