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MANIC DEPRESSIVE?
Dr Helen: You've brought this upon yourself.
Not I: Is this Prob123's hot wisdom?
Dr Helen: I love Prob123.
Not I: Prob123 sits alone by her air-head friends.
Dr Helen: I do not like Prob123.
Not I: Desiring nothing for herself, Prob123 knows how to channel desires.
Dr Helen: I loathe Prob123.
Not I: No sea anemones are Prob123's match. They all run away from her.
Dr Helen: I like Prob123.
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Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Polaris Funk: Yes I agree.
Solange: Cool, wanna head over to Dogh'ds bar and get smashed?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Solange: Wait...there might be cool people there. *looks at you* Nevermind.
Polaris Funk: I am the epitome of 'Cool'. They don't call me 'popsicle toes' for nothing!
Polaris Funk: Yes I agree.
Solange: Cool, wanna head over to Dogh'ds bar and get smashed?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Solange: Wait...there might be cool people there. *looks at you* Nevermind.
Polaris Funk: I am the epitome of 'Cool'. They don't call me 'popsicle toes' for nothing!
Geez...Dogh'd is still talking about Selendrile's princess...You think he's jealous?
Solange: (to Dogh'd) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Dogh'd: If you're looking for princess, I know who has princess. Selendrile!
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Dogh'd: If you ever see Selendrile in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
Dogh'd: Some people are so lucky. I was talking to Selendrile the other day and found out about his princess!
Solange: Selendrile is not too bad a person I've come to find.
Dogh'd: As Selendrile would say, you can never have too much princess.
Solange: (to Dogh'd) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Dogh'd: If you're looking for princess, I know who has princess. Selendrile!
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Dogh'd: If you ever see Selendrile in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
Dogh'd: Some people are so lucky. I was talking to Selendrile the other day and found out about his princess!
Solange: Selendrile is not too bad a person I've come to find.
Dogh'd: As Selendrile would say, you can never have too much princess.
Brother Jerome vs. the Forge spellcheck...
Brother Jerome: The Lord is close to all who call on him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. Psalm ch.145 v.18
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: You're not in a degree program conversational thread. And behind that, you're watching yourself being not in a degree program conversational thread and thinking.
Brother Jerome: I don't think you were listening very attentively. What I said was that I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Esme Weatherwax: Witches is differnt. Brother Jerome is there anything in the whole world you can't make sound grubby?
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Brother Jerome: The Lord is close to all who call on him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. Psalm ch.145 v.18
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: You're not in a degree program conversational thread. And behind that, you're watching yourself being not in a degree program conversational thread and thinking.
Brother Jerome: I don't think you were listening very attentively. What I said was that I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Esme Weatherwax: Witches is differnt. Brother Jerome is there anything in the whole world you can't make sound grubby?
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Mehitabel: I'm Mehitabel. I am a famous cat invented by a poet named Don Marquis.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be a famous cat. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
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Mehitabel: Time for my nap. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Prodilia: Time spent with cats is never wasted.
End of conversation..
The first time that line really fits like a glove...
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be a famous cat. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
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Mehitabel: Time for my nap. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Prodilia: Time spent with cats is never wasted.
End of conversation..
The first time that line really fits like a glove...
I'm The new leeds bot in town 
Fränk: (to Botulism) Fuk this, im leaving
Botulism: You don't say.
Fränk: C ya u dumb bot
Botulism: Isn't technology marvellous.
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
Fränk: (to Botulism) Fuk this, im leaving
Botulism: You don't say.
Fränk: C ya u dumb bot
Botulism: Isn't technology marvellous.
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
Oh dear. Rhausk in one of his ruder moods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tua mater said that you are humane, and that you have a foot-and-mouth disease.
Theodote: i hate tua mater
o0 The Oddity 0o: I like Tua mater...
How long does it take to learn names?!
Luigi Green: Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hi! I am Rhausk Ragar, but you can call me Rhausk.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am Rhausk. I like girders. Do you?
Luigi Green: Oh, hello Rhausk. Welcome!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tua mater said that you are humane, and that you have a foot-and-mouth disease.
Theodote: i hate tua mater
o0 The Oddity 0o: I like Tua mater...
How long does it take to learn names?!
Luigi Green: Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hi! I am Rhausk Ragar, but you can call me Rhausk.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am Rhausk. I like girders. Do you?
Luigi Green: Oh, hello Rhausk. Welcome!
Guest215: get nekid
Bianca: You're joking, right?
Guest215: why, was it funny?
Bianca: No.
Guest215: Then nevermind
Bianca: You're joking, right?
Guest215: why, was it funny?
Bianca: No.
Guest215: Then nevermind
Aischa: So have I. Imagine that! So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: My Part Of Earth is just like learning swordplay.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
Not I: Birds chirp, bears run, mountains are high, valleys are low. It's all perfect wisdom!
Aischa: It is indeed. Did you know, some people have their own custom-made universes? I heard that Zarniwoop the editor of the Hitchhiker's Guide has one in his office.
Aischa: Do you love the pitcher less and the water more enough for it to make you write poetry?
Not I: A blue cloud hangs over the summit
Of a green mountain beyond the sea
whoever looks and admires the scenery
Need not use a sound.
Aischa: Lunar22 is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Not I: One day, Bishop Irina Khalidar 2 lectured on the illusion of the world. Lunar22 scoffed at the argument, struck his foot against a stone, and said 'I refute it, thus!'
Aischa: I have to go now.
Not I: My Part Of Earth is just like learning swordplay.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.
Not I: Birds chirp, bears run, mountains are high, valleys are low. It's all perfect wisdom!
Aischa: It is indeed. Did you know, some people have their own custom-made universes? I heard that Zarniwoop the editor of the Hitchhiker's Guide has one in his office.
Aischa: Do you love the pitcher less and the water more enough for it to make you write poetry?
Not I: A blue cloud hangs over the summit
Of a green mountain beyond the sea
whoever looks and admires the scenery
Need not use a sound.
Aischa: Lunar22 is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Not I: One day, Bishop Irina Khalidar 2 lectured on the illusion of the world. Lunar22 scoffed at the argument, struck his foot against a stone, and said 'I refute it, thus!'
Aischa: I have to go now.
Dr Helen: You've brought this upon yourself.
Not I: Is this Prob123's hot wisdom?
Dr Helen: I love Prob123.
Not I: Prob123 sits alone by her air-head friends.
Dr Helen: I do not like Prob123.
Not I: Desiring nothing for herself, Prob123 knows how to channel desires.
Dr Helen: I loathe Prob123.
Not I: No sea anemones are Prob123's match. They all run away from her.
Dr Helen: I like Prob123.
Wowbagger the political cynic:
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
DubyaBot: Being talking wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Wowbagger: Oh, is it really? You could have fooled me!
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
DubyaBot: Being talking wouldn't exactly be a great role model for me to role to America's youth, would it? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
DubyaBot: It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Wowbagger: Hmmm, I don't think so. I may be wrong, but how likely is that?
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Wowbagger: Oh, is it really? You could have fooled me!
Tee hee.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Once again, Rhausk demonstrates that he has a wonderfully social life..
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
0.o Really?
innocent: do you smoke?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
...
innocent: yes.. do you drink?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
innocent: do you own a bikini?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I own a bikini every day.
Dragons? COMMONPLACE? Huh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more commonplace than you!!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Once again, Rhausk demonstrates that he has a wonderfully social life..
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
0.o Really?
innocent: do you smoke?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
...
innocent: yes.. do you drink?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know I do.
innocent: do you own a bikini?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I own a bikini every day.
Dragons? COMMONPLACE? Huh.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet I am more commonplace than you!!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious!
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