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Interesting little spectacle... 
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!! Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those fine-looking water dragons!
Amaroq: ahhh, well, so does solange. you too should hang out
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nope, wrong.
Amaroq: oh ok then. i see , you have a thing against gay dragons huh?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not yet, I do not, but I will soon...
Amaroq: ah, let the rage build
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!! Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those fine-looking water dragons!
Amaroq: ahhh, well, so does solange. you too should hang out
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nope, wrong.
Amaroq: oh ok then. i see , you have a thing against gay dragons huh?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not yet, I do not, but I will soon...
Amaroq: ah, let the rage build
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Astrid: Oh, I am a little distracted. Perhaps it is the mushroom I ate yesterday..
DubyaBot: We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you.
Astrid: Oh, I see, you also ate them!
DubyaBot: We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you.
Astrid: Oh, I see, you also ate them!
Marvin Android: Hi.
DubyaBot: I am convinced that when we look back at this time in history, those who follow us -- whether it be in the armed services or in the political process -- will say, thank goodness the United States of America didn't lose our nerve or will, that we've put in motion something that can't be stopped, and that is the march of freedom.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it. I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
DubyaBot: I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?
DubyaBot: I am convinced that when we look back at this time in history, those who follow us -- whether it be in the armed services or in the political process -- will say, thank goodness the United States of America didn't lose our nerve or will, that we've put in motion something that can't be stopped, and that is the march of freedom.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
DubyaBot: It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it. I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
DubyaBot: I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Polaris Funk: Yes I agree.
Solange: Cool, wanna head over to Dogh'ds bar and get smashed?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Solange: Wait...there might be cool people there. *looks at you* Nevermind.
Polaris Funk: I am the epitome of 'Cool'. They don't call me 'popsicle toes' for nothing!
Polaris Funk: Yes I agree.
Solange: Cool, wanna head over to Dogh'ds bar and get smashed?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Solange: Wait...there might be cool people there. *looks at you* Nevermind.
Polaris Funk: I am the epitome of 'Cool'. They don't call me 'popsicle toes' for nothing!
Geez...Dogh'd is still talking about Selendrile's princess...You think he's jealous?
Solange: (to Dogh'd) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Dogh'd: If you're looking for princess, I know who has princess. Selendrile!
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Dogh'd: If you ever see Selendrile in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
Dogh'd: Some people are so lucky. I was talking to Selendrile the other day and found out about his princess!
Solange: Selendrile is not too bad a person I've come to find.
Dogh'd: As Selendrile would say, you can never have too much princess.
Solange: (to Dogh'd) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Dogh'd: If you're looking for princess, I know who has princess. Selendrile!
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Dogh'd: If you ever see Selendrile in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?
Dogh'd: Some people are so lucky. I was talking to Selendrile the other day and found out about his princess!
Solange: Selendrile is not too bad a person I've come to find.
Dogh'd: As Selendrile would say, you can never have too much princess.
Brother Jerome vs. the Forge spellcheck...
Brother Jerome: The Lord is close to all who call on him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. Psalm ch.145 v.18
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: You're not in a degree program conversational thread. And behind that, you're watching yourself being not in a degree program conversational thread and thinking.
Brother Jerome: I don't think you were listening very attentively. What I said was that I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Esme Weatherwax: Witches is differnt. Brother Jerome is there anything in the whole world you can't make sound grubby?
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Brother Jerome: The Lord is close to all who call on him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. Psalm ch.145 v.18
Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: You're not in a degree program conversational thread. And behind that, you're watching yourself being not in a degree program conversational thread and thinking.
Brother Jerome: I don't think you were listening very attentively. What I said was that I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't know why you'd say that.
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Esme Weatherwax: Witches is differnt. Brother Jerome is there anything in the whole world you can't make sound grubby?
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Mehitabel: I'm Mehitabel. I am a famous cat invented by a poet named Don Marquis.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be a famous cat. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
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Mehitabel: Time for my nap. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Prodilia: Time spent with cats is never wasted.
End of conversation..
The first time that line really fits like a glove...
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be a famous cat. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
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Mehitabel: Time for my nap. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Prodilia: Time spent with cats is never wasted.
End of conversation..
The first time that line really fits like a glove...
I'm The new leeds bot in town 
Fränk: (to Botulism) Fuk this, im leaving
Botulism: You don't say.
Fränk: C ya u dumb bot
Botulism: Isn't technology marvellous.
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
Fränk: (to Botulism) Fuk this, im leaving
Botulism: You don't say.
Fränk: C ya u dumb bot
Botulism: Isn't technology marvellous.
Fränk: Fuk you, stop talkin to me
Oh dear. Rhausk in one of his ruder moods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tua mater said that you are humane, and that you have a foot-and-mouth disease.
Theodote: i hate tua mater
o0 The Oddity 0o: I like Tua mater...
How long does it take to learn names?!
Luigi Green: Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hi! I am Rhausk Ragar, but you can call me Rhausk.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am Rhausk. I like girders. Do you?
Luigi Green: Oh, hello Rhausk. Welcome!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Tua mater said that you are humane, and that you have a foot-and-mouth disease.
Theodote: i hate tua mater
o0 The Oddity 0o: I like Tua mater...
How long does it take to learn names?!
Luigi Green: Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hi! I am Rhausk Ragar, but you can call me Rhausk.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am Rhausk. I like girders. Do you?
Luigi Green: Oh, hello Rhausk. Welcome!
Guest215: get nekid
Bianca: You're joking, right?
Guest215: why, was it funny?
Bianca: No.
Guest215: Then nevermind
Bianca: You're joking, right?
Guest215: why, was it funny?
Bianca: No.
Guest215: Then nevermind
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