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learning to swear is so much more fun.
Ain't that the truth. I pride myself on being able to get arrested or stabbed almost anywhere on the planet in under 60 seconds (a purely theoretical ability, I hasten to add!)
http://www.notam02.no/%7Ehcholm/altlang/ and http://www.insultmonger.com/ are the ultimate resources - highly recommended.
in some language, their "I love you" is literally translated "You have penetrated my liver."
Moroccan Berbers say that, and I assume the idiom is widespread across North Africa. It's logical enough in a society that has more to do with entrails generally - the liver's a much sexier organ than the heart (which is a rather uninteresting lump of muscular haggis filling once it's cleaned up and displayed in a butcher's window.)
erm. its not mothers day people..
It is in America. We have ours in March, but they just have to be awkward - and it gives the greetings card companies a chance to recycle the unsold cards
the liver's a much sexier organ than the heart
In what way could a liver possibly be considered sexy?
In what way could a liver possibly be considered sexy?
Haven't you ever prepared a nice fresh bit of liver? It's positively pornographic stuff! It's almost a shame to have to cook it.
Engorged, firm yet softly yielding, vital - it even smells of sex! The adjectives and similes that spring to mind are numerous (but I'd probably better stop there on grounds of public decency
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It's a far more intimate organ than the heart - that's probably why Hannibal Lecter liked it so much. Hold the fava beans, but a nice chianti sounds a very suitable accompaniment
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Ain't that the truth. I pride myself on being able to get arrested or stabbed almost anywhere on the planet in under 60 seconds (a purely theoretical ability, I hasten to add!)
Moroccan Berbers say that, and I assume the idiom is widespread across North Africa. It's logical enough in a society that has more to do with entrails generally - the liver's a much sexier organ than the heart (which is a rather uninteresting lump of muscular haggis filling once it's cleaned up and displayed in a butcher's window.)
It is in America. We have ours in March, but they just have to be awkward - and it gives the greetings card companies a chance to recycle the unsold cards
Montag: I think that you are probably correct about the literal translation of "satian wener," but even if you are, I still have no idea what it's supposed to mean! It can't be good, of course, but I've never heard people talk like that! Who knows...
In what way could a liver possibly be considered sexy?
Warning: adult language
Mr. Gorf
okay, here's what it's supposed to mean, presumably:
"(to suck) satan's cock"
"describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); [synonymous] with selling your soul to Satan."
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck+Satan's+cock&r=f
Incidentally, the French often refer to food or animals in their profanities, usually by describing ppl in terms of a type of food or animal.
Mr. Gorf
okay, here's what it's supposed to mean, presumably:
"(to suck) satan's cock"
"describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); [synonymous] with selling your soul to Satan."
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck+Satan's+cock&r=f
Incidentally, the French often refer to food or animals in their profanities, usually by describing ppl in terms of a type of food or animal.
I haven't seen the publication since 1989, but after a google search I found I misspelled it. Try http://www.maledicta.org, but be careful not to get the satanists by mistake.
Haven't you ever prepared a nice fresh bit of liver? It's positively pornographic stuff! It's almost a shame to have to cook it.
Engorged, firm yet softly yielding, vital - it even smells of sex! The adjectives and similes that spring to mind are numerous (but I'd probably better stop there on grounds of public decency
)It's a far more intimate organ than the heart - that's probably why Hannibal Lecter liked it so much. Hold the fava beans, but a nice chianti sounds a very suitable accompaniment
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Lets just hope none of our bots catch us talking about this. what would they think?
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Lets just hope none of our bots catch us talking about this. what would they think?
Since I am an vegetarian, I have to say raw meat just doesn't do it for me. I cook it for my parents, but I don't think of the meat as anytihng more than something my parents want to eat.
I remember a movie a while back where it was suppossed to be sexy for this guy to take a live sea critter of some sort (I want to say it was a shrimp or crab) and trap in in a gass on a naked lady's skin so it would tickle her as it flopped to death. It looked hot in the movie because the lady was good looking. I think if you put enough beautiful people anywhere you can make anything seem sexy.
I remember a movie a while back where it was suppossed to be sexy for this guy to take a live sea critter of some sort (I want to say it was a shrimp or crab) and trap in in a gass on a naked lady's skin so it would tickle her as it flopped to death. It looked hot in the movie because the lady was good looking. I think if you put enough beautiful people anywhere you can make anything seem sexy.
hmm. Being the happy custodian of a rather splendid pet lobster (called Clarence,) I have to say I wouldn't want anything with claws that big near me when it was agitated. The spasmodic death-throes of a crab sound positively dangerous - as well as potentially extremely embarassing to explain down at the hospital! One for masochists only, I think
re: liver - anyone read Portnoy's Complaint recently enough to confirm whether that was the book I dimly recall depicting a rather amusing (thoroughly gross, but amusing,) erotic encounter with a piece of liver? I'm fairly sure it was Philip Roth, but I haven't read any of his books for probably 20 years now.
re: liver - anyone read Portnoy's Complaint recently enough to confirm whether that was the book I dimly recall depicting a rather amusing (thoroughly gross, but amusing,) erotic encounter with a piece of liver? I'm fairly sure it was Philip Roth, but I haven't read any of his books for probably 20 years now.
Bev: I may not be a vegetarian, but I still look at raw meat and think "dead animal". I don't see anything attractive about this. It was alive. Now it's dead, and I'm going to cook it and eat it.
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