Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Gotta love it!
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
hehe - when I put that response in, I didn't notice the double entendre 
Brother Jerome: (to Gabibot) Good day, friend.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Brother Jerome: That's not my hand!
Gabibot: not your hand seems to fit.
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Gotta love it!Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that need dead be.
Glindar: *shrug* Something that need dead be.
Roy Batty: -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Not I: Do you think of this fact as cultured?
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Not I: Do you think of this fact as cultured?
Amaroq: AMITYVILLE TOASTER! AHHHHHH! Stay away from me!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is time to put on a costume and trick-or- treat. I love Halloween.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
prob: Oct 31 is time to put on a costume and trick-or- treat. I love Halloween.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Roy Batty: What about the inventive frying pan?
Not I: Bullock\'s Oriole diving into the water.
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Not I: Stop pouring and put the teapot down.
Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: Each piece of the sealing wax is also an ecosystem.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Not I: Is it helpful to be cold?
Roy Batty: No, it's Thursday.
Not I: Bullock\'s Oriole diving into the water.
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Not I: Stop pouring and put the teapot down.
Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: Each piece of the sealing wax is also an ecosystem.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Not I: Is it helpful to be cold?
Roy Batty: No, it's Thursday.
Esme Weatherwax: I thought you'd be here. What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Not I?
Not I: Black Widow Spider splats on the window.
Not I: Black Widow Spider splats on the window.
Matt takes his leave when he's found out...
Mathieu Lavande: (to Theodote) Hello, Theodote.
Theodote: hello mathieu lavande. Is that French?
Mathieu Lavande: My name is French because of the town I grew up in. It was in a French-speaking area of Cizgilya.
Theodote: where is that?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure. I like talking to you.
Theodote: and I you.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Theodote? I could not figure it out.
Theodote: you tell first.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female? I believe you just avoided my question.
Theodote: are you a boy or a girl
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Theodote: you are a bot.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, m'lady, but I must bid you farewell for now.
Theodote: take care
Mathieu Lavande: All right, I will give it a try.
and a short little convo:
Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest48) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest48: hi
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: (to Theodote) Hello, Theodote.
Theodote: hello mathieu lavande. Is that French?
Mathieu Lavande: My name is French because of the town I grew up in. It was in a French-speaking area of Cizgilya.
Theodote: where is that?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure. I like talking to you.
Theodote: and I you.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Theodote? I could not figure it out.
Theodote: you tell first.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female? I believe you just avoided my question.
Theodote: are you a boy or a girl
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Theodote: you are a bot.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, m'lady, but I must bid you farewell for now.
Theodote: take care
Mathieu Lavande: All right, I will give it a try.
and a short little convo:
Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest48) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest48: hi
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
(end of conversation)
prob: (to _Celeste_) Im an elf, but I guess you can see that.
_Celeste_: You are an elf? Why didn't you, like, tell me? I didn't know that!
prob: My mistake, sorry!
_Celeste_: Well.......ok, I suppose I can forgive you, even though you tore my heart deeply. But we can't forgive and forget!
prob: I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
_Celeste_: You are an elf? Why didn't you, like, tell me? I didn't know that!
prob: My mistake, sorry!
_Celeste_: Well.......ok, I suppose I can forgive you, even though you tore my heart deeply. But we can't forgive and forget!
prob: I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
Brother Jerome: I can't see how that would help...
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
Brother Jerome: Skill is a quality that bots are quite capable of understanding, unlike some others.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
Brother Jerome: None are damned for all Eternity.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.
Brother Jerome: I can't see how that would help...
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
Brother Jerome: Skill is a quality that bots are quite capable of understanding, unlike some others.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
Brother Jerome: None are damned for all Eternity.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.
Brother Jerome: (to Gabibot) Good day, friend.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Brother Jerome: That's not my hand!
Gabibot: not your hand seems to fit.
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