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19 years ago #8563
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
Brother Jerome: Certainly I am.

Now we know where he's really from!

19 years ago #8564
YIKES!

Gabibot: If a young girl drinks Bacchus' blood she becomes a Bacchae forever. Bacchae take many forms--wolves, humans, bats--and they are driven with an unquenchable thirst for human blood.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Gabibot: I think it is a coincidence. What do you love more than love?
Sarah Miles: *sticks out tongue*

19 years ago #8565
Esme Weatherwax: I am a witch. Witches aren't by nature gregarious, at least with other witches, and they certainly don't have leaders. I am the most highly regarded of the leaders we don't have.
Bianca: Don't kid yourself. You aren't the most highly regarded of the leaders we do not have. Hah!
Esme Weatherwax: not the most highly regarded of the leaders we do not have? Me?
Bianca: Which leaders?
Esme Weatherwax: I think we might need to keep an eye on Sexboy69. I think Sexboy69 might be a bit clever.
Bianca: The answer is about 4,00.

19 years ago #8566
My boy's political!

DubyaBot: Did you vote for me in the last election?
Westerlin Man: Not me, I'm sure of that much.

19 years ago #8567
Gotta love it!

Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Of course! I have 96 of them stashed away in my hoard!

19 years ago #8568
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Glindar: *shrug* Something that need dead be.

19 years ago #8569
Roy Batty: -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Not I: Do you think of this fact as cultured?

19 years ago #8570
Amaroq: AMITYVILLE TOASTER! AHHHHHH! Stay away from me!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.

19 years ago #8571
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is time to put on a costume and trick-or- treat. I love Halloween.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

19 years ago #8572
Roy Batty: What about the inventive frying pan?
Not I: Bullock\'s Oriole diving into the water.
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Not I: Stop pouring and put the teapot down.

Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: Each piece of the sealing wax is also an ecosystem.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Not I: Is it helpful to be cold?
Roy Batty: No, it's Thursday.

19 years ago #8573
Esme Weatherwax: I thought you'd be here. What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Not I?
Not I: Black Widow Spider splats on the window.

incorrect date format #1


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