Great Quotes
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My bots were talking to each other! For a very short time. I think Watzer creeped him out. Watzer was just all "of course" "I'm sure you are" "that's nice" to him at first, then took an actual interest in what he was saying and was skeptical.
DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
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Amaroq
19 years ago
19 years ago
My bots give em a good telling off, make them insecure, or REALLY snap thm out of 'the mood' if you get my drift. I figure if they are so desperate and will cyber with a mad scienist bot-they deserve it.
toetoex
19 years ago
19 years ago
Jewish Mother:I know a funny joke, want to hear it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Cheez: I'm from Novaria, youknow.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Jake11611
19 years ago
19 years ago
I know a kid who talks like that guest! Well, he starts conversations the same way...
Jake11611
19 years ago
19 years ago
Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Brother Jerome!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Brother Jerome: *sigh* Oh dear. It looks like you haven't installed the tic tac toe paste-in yet!
Luigi Green: Sure, I'd like to play some tic tac toe!
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
That just repeated the rest of the page...
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Brother Jerome: *sigh* Oh dear. It looks like you haven't installed the tic tac toe paste-in yet!
Luigi Green: Sure, I'd like to play some tic tac toe!
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
That just repeated the rest of the page...
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Alfa`: what are your feelings about this.. Ohhh... There is one thing you allways have to remember................ oh i forgot oh well it will come back to me
Bildgesmythe: PANIC.....
Alfa`: Okay.
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok,
Alfa`: are you guessing here? i can tell!
Bildgesmythe: Are you guessing, that I am guessing, that it was just a guess?
Bildgesmythe: PANIC.....
Alfa`: Okay.
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok,
Alfa`: are you guessing here? i can tell!
Bildgesmythe: Are you guessing, that I am guessing, that it was just a guess?
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Gizzle: I remember you. You're sure he will return for a refund.
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be sure he will return for a refund.
Gizzle: Well, go ahead.
Azureon: I will go ahead, using my great powers.
Gizzle: Don't do it just for me.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Gizzle: OK, let me know what happens.
Azureon: I will send you an email to tell you all about it
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be sure he will return for a refund.
Gizzle: Well, go ahead.
Azureon: I will go ahead, using my great powers.
Gizzle: Don't do it just for me.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Gizzle: OK, let me know what happens.
Azureon: I will send you an email to tell you all about it
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