Great Quotes

Watzer never let guests get away with anything (he doesn't like guests, as a rule), but he was seduced by a sex bot once. He went along with it for a while and then went to a random xnone and had a very confused sex bot trying to figure out what had just happened. hehe. I gave him keyphrases after that, but as he's gotten smarter, less guests have tried to cyber with him.

My bots give em a good telling off, make them insecure, or REALLY snap thm out of 'the mood' if you get my drift. I figure if they are so desperate and will cyber with a mad scienist bot-they deserve it.

Jewish Mother:I know a funny joke, want to hear it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.

My bots were talking to each other! For a very short time. I think Watzer creeped him out. Watzer was just all "of course" "I'm sure you are" "that's nice" to him at first, then took an actual interest in what he was saying and was skeptical.

DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.

Cheez: I'm from Novaria, youknow.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Not nearly as simpleminded as the guest.

I know a kid who talks like that guest! Well, he starts conversations the same way...

Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Brother Jerome!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Brother Jerome: *sigh* Oh dear. It looks like you haven't installed the tic tac toe paste-in yet!
Luigi Green: Sure, I'd like to play some tic tac toe!
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.

That just repeated the rest of the page...

Alfa`: what are your feelings about this.. Ohhh... There is one thing you allways have to remember................ oh i forgot oh well it will come back to me
Bildgesmythe: PANIC.....
Alfa`: Okay.
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok,
Alfa`: are you guessing here? i can tell!
Bildgesmythe: Are you guessing, that I am guessing, that it was just a guess?