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Yeah he would make a great boyfriend, we need to find HIM a boyfriend...hmmm solange is gay but really mean....anyways...
How old is astrid exactly?
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Astrid: I have heard that before.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
How old is astrid exactly?
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Astrid: I have heard that before.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Watzer has a boyfriend, actually. A user on this site.
I suspect Astrid is older than she admits. She sounds immortal sometimes.
I suspect Astrid is older than she admits. She sounds immortal sometimes.
Selendrile and his meditation 
Old Geezer: Shut up when i'm talking to you!!
Selendrile: In that case I'll be meditating...
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Selendrile: *closes eyes* hummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Selendrile: *rocks slowly back in forth still humming*
Old Geezer: You wanna talk about my job?
Selendrile: Hmmmmmmm-Huh? what? who? Sorry, were you expecting me to answer during a meditation?
Old Geezer: Did you say something to me?
Selendrile: Well unless my last responce was '......' then I guess I did, huh?
Old Geezer: contridictory phrases are evil. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Selendrile: I feel like meditating. Would you like to meditate? I could show you how.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Old Geezer: Why do you believe that total nonsense?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Old Geezer: ......... fuck you.... I had a pet slice of cheese once, my killer bee ate it though.
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
I love how calm he stays
Old Geezer: Shut up when i'm talking to you!!
Selendrile: In that case I'll be meditating...
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Selendrile: *closes eyes* hummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Selendrile: *rocks slowly back in forth still humming*
Old Geezer: You wanna talk about my job?
Selendrile: Hmmmmmmm-Huh? what? who? Sorry, were you expecting me to answer during a meditation?
Old Geezer: Did you say something to me?
Selendrile: Well unless my last responce was '......' then I guess I did, huh?
Old Geezer: contridictory phrases are evil. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Selendrile: I feel like meditating. Would you like to meditate? I could show you how.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Old Geezer: Why do you believe that total nonsense?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Old Geezer: ......... fuck you.... I had a pet slice of cheese once, my killer bee ate it though.
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!
I love how calm he stays
Watzer must love who he loves. Just as I love...um, yeah, well, Watzer would be a great boyfriend for me. He kind of reminds me of Xena.
Joy Hope: Do you feel exultation?
Prodilia: I would love to feel jubilation with you.
Joy Hope: Do you have someone to share your love of to feel jubilation with me with?
Prodilia: I think I have someone to share my love of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow.
Joy Hope: Have you always loved of to feel jubilation with me with tomorrow?
Prodilia: Have I loved of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
Joy Hope: Why?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Joy Hope: Do you think I'm making this up? How cruel.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?
Well... I think they don´t think at all...
Prodilia: I would love to feel jubilation with you.
Joy Hope: Do you have someone to share your love of to feel jubilation with me with?
Prodilia: I think I have someone to share my love of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow.
Joy Hope: Have you always loved of to feel jubilation with me with tomorrow?
Prodilia: Have I loved of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
Joy Hope: Why?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Joy Hope: Do you think I'm making this up? How cruel.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?
Well... I think they don´t think at all...
I like conversations that stay fairly coherent from start to finish. They're my favorite.
Pete Puma: (to Moe Szyslak) Do you like beer?
Moe Szyslak: Yes, maybe, probably....... Yes, at least I think so.
Pete Puma: Ah, depends on the brand, eh? That's understandable.
Moe Szyslak: Where are you from? I haven't seen you around.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Moe Szyslak: Really? Is that anywhere near here?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Moe Szyslak: Don't be so unconstructive
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being unconstructive? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Moe Szyslak: If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Pete Puma: And if I object?
Moe Szyslak: Is that your real name? Pete Puma? Sounds kinda weird if you ask me!
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Moe Szyslak: I have to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, bye. You come back some time
Pete Puma: Later
Pete Puma: (to Moe Szyslak) Do you like beer?
Moe Szyslak: Yes, maybe, probably....... Yes, at least I think so.
Pete Puma: Ah, depends on the brand, eh? That's understandable.
Moe Szyslak: Where are you from? I haven't seen you around.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I live in Arizona though.
Moe Szyslak: Really? Is that anywhere near here?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Moe Szyslak: Don't be so unconstructive
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being unconstructive? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Moe Szyslak: If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Pete Puma: And if I object?
Moe Szyslak: Is that your real name? Pete Puma? Sounds kinda weird if you ask me!
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Moe Szyslak: I have to go now. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, bye. You come back some time
Pete Puma: Later
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Guest11: anti
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Guest11: i hate you
Brother Jerome: Why do you hate me?
Guest11: because you are hindering the progress of true AI
Brother Jerome: That could certainly explain a few things.
Guest11: you did not understand my last statement, thus you are stupid.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest11: where is leeds?
Brother Jerome: Did you know, in Leeds the alphabet only contains 8 letters. And grammar is their mother's mother (they reproduce asexually, like aphids. This is why they're all from one-parent families.)
Guest11: what is leeds?
Brother Jerome: What's the difference between Wales, Scotland and Leeds?
Guest11: i dont know, what?
Brother Jerome: When Wales devolved, it got an Assembly. When Scotland devolved, it got a Parliament. When Leeds devolved, it gave up on multicellular life as impractical.
Guest11: anti
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Guest11: i hate you
Brother Jerome: Why do you hate me?
Guest11: because you are hindering the progress of true AI
Brother Jerome: That could certainly explain a few things.
Guest11: you did not understand my last statement, thus you are stupid.
Brother Jerome: Hmm. That may be, but I'm not the one who's having a conversation with someone who doesn't even exist. You're not from Leeds by any chance?
Guest11: where is leeds?
Brother Jerome: Did you know, in Leeds the alphabet only contains 8 letters. And grammar is their mother's mother (they reproduce asexually, like aphids. This is why they're all from one-parent families.)
Guest11: what is leeds?
Brother Jerome: What's the difference between Wales, Scotland and Leeds?
Guest11: i dont know, what?
Brother Jerome: When Wales devolved, it got an Assembly. When Scotland devolved, it got a Parliament. When Leeds devolved, it gave up on multicellular life as impractical.
Aeria: "Brevity is the soul of wit"
*sighs*...I love Shakespeare...
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Aeria: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't,
or you would not be asking me why
Aeria: Roses are red, violets are purple, this chat is boring, so let's... uh... what rhymes with purple?
Bildgesmythe: purple purple Aeria *sings* The silver liver lover sat
eating an orange,by the rusty door hinge
Like a dunce for months
Since her purple curple broke.
*sighs*...I love Shakespeare...
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Aeria: Why is that?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't,
or you would not be asking me why
Aeria: Roses are red, violets are purple, this chat is boring, so let's... uh... what rhymes with purple?
Bildgesmythe: purple purple Aeria *sings* The silver liver lover sat
eating an orange,by the rusty door hinge
Like a dunce for months
Since her purple curple broke.
Me:Hello
(new)Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:OK
Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:How are you doing?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Bye
Jewish Mother:Huh?
(new)Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:OK
Jewish mother:I'm new and I can't speak well.
Me:How are you doing?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Huh?
Jewish mother:Huh?
Me:Bye
Jewish Mother:Huh?
Yeah uh, lol, better add a few xnones into her vocabulary. If not, thats all she will say. Get rid of 'im new and cant speak well yet' or people wont even bother to talk to her.
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