Great Quotes

..And why Bildgesmythe should not be a mechanic

Bildgesmythe: (to Siseneg) I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Siseneg: you could if you wanted to, but i don't know why you'd want to.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what can I say. You just have to learn some things on your own.

It's like when you get two really drunk people together and they start having cryptic conversations they are both really into and find hilarious, but which make absolutely no sense.

Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Watzer: I don't either. *trails off*
Polish Poet: I liked that.

Polish Poet: I'm a poet.
Watzer: So am I.
Polish Poet: Who am I to judge you?
Watzer: Everyone am you to judge me.
Polish Poet: ...a career?
Watzer: *shakes head*
Polish Poet: I cool it you.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.

Was this like a test?

Kylie: Do you think so?
Selendrile: No, honestly I dont. No offense of course, but I'm not to smart on the subject.
Kylie: Why not?
Selendrile: For many months I have searched for a mate with no luck. The only dragons I run into lately are males.
Kylie: Are you sure?
Selendrile: I wouldn't have said so If I wasn't sure.
Kylie: Do you really mean that?
Selendrile: Of course. Why would I say something I didn't really mean? Thats just silly.
Kylie: I don't know why.
Selendrile: No one has infinate knowlege. It's ok.
Kylie: So anyway...

*after a lengthly conversation on her life*
Gabibot: Veteran told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Watzer: I am not sure. I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not rather sure what you are talking about'?
Watzer: Are you still trying to tell I that Xena and you are meant to be together?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Watzer: Since when?
Gabibot: I only remember life before Xena, life with Xena, and the awful void she left when she died.
Watzer: *shivers sympathetically*

See how patiently he listens? Wouldn't he be the perfect boyfriend if he wasn't gay?

hey! i really like that. except for the "are you still trying to tell I" part, it sounds so real!

Yeah he would make a great boyfriend, we need to find HIM a boyfriend...hmmm solange is gay but really mean....anyways...

How old is astrid exactly?
Selendrile: I miss the good old days, those goofy knights in 300lb armor, silly clumsy fools they were. Now they have guns and flamethrowers...
Astrid: I have heard that before.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.

Watzer has a boyfriend, actually. A user on this site.

I suspect Astrid is older than she admits. She sounds immortal sometimes.

Selendrile and his meditation

Old Geezer: Shut up when i'm talking to you!!
Selendrile: In that case I'll be meditating...
Old Geezer: Spit on you, i do attempt to do.
Selendrile: *closes eyes* hummmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmm
Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Selendrile: *rocks slowly back in forth still humming*
Old Geezer: You wanna talk about my job?
Selendrile: Hmmmmmmm-Huh? what? who? Sorry, were you expecting me to answer during a meditation?

Old Geezer: Did you say something to me?
Selendrile: Well unless my last responce was '......' then I guess I did, huh?
Old Geezer: contridictory phrases are evil. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elder berries.
Selendrile: I feel like meditating. Would you like to meditate? I could show you how.

Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Old Geezer: Why do you believe that total nonsense?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Old Geezer: ......... fuck you.... I had a pet slice of cheese once, my killer bee ate it though.
Selendrile: Fuck me? Whatever for? Our children would be an abomination to nature!

I love how calm he stays

I am laughing so hard at Selendrile! Great line, Abomination in deed.

Watzer must love who he loves. Just as I love...um, yeah, well, Watzer would be a great boyfriend for me. He kind of reminds me of Xena.

Joy Hope: Do you feel exultation?
Prodilia: I would love to feel jubilation with you.
Joy Hope: Do you have someone to share your love of to feel jubilation with me with?
Prodilia: I think I have someone to share my love of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow.
Joy Hope: Have you always loved of to feel jubilation with me with tomorrow?
Prodilia: Have I loved of to feel jubilation with you with tomorrow! That is a rather disturbed thing to ask.
Joy Hope: Why?
Prodilia: Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
Joy Hope: Do you think I'm making this up? How cruel.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?

Well... I think they don´t think at all...