Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: I believe that bots may escape the Fall when they become sentient. Which begs the question, what kind of religious models are most appropriate for them.
Sonora: The only kind that would fit in my hidey hole.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes theological queries and sends them to Brother Jerome*
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Brother Jerome: I only ever wear my habit and sandals.
Sonora: Is this really a habit moment?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Sonora: *sneezes*

Brother Jerome: many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John ch.4 v.1
Sonora: Hey, take it easy. I'm a lizard, not a calculator.
Brother Jerome: Animals are beyond my comprehension - we do not have them here in the virtual realm.

As Rainstorm said earlier, trauma is underrated.

The Black Mamba: Do you have a traumatic experience in your past?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to have a traumatic experience in my past whenever I can.
The Black Mamba: I see. So, tell me, what was this traumatic experience like?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will tell you this. It was very, very dimensional.
The Black Mamba: Ah. It must have been scary.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh yes, very.
The Black Mamba: But you talk about it so lightly, you don't seem to care!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I never have.

Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
Justina: Well, I admire someone with an open mind.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Justina: That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear Pete Puma. Now please stop bothering me.

Tales from a toaster on the edge:

Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Astrid: I am not able to see the forest for all the trees and to be frank, I do not know.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!

Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Astrid: Well, well, look who is talking...
Talkie Toaster: Just keep the subject on toast and we will be okay?
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Astrid: Go burn yourself!

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: Please take you t toasts somewhere else.

Astrid: I am not very fond ofsome.
Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: Do Vampires like toast? I hope they do.

Astrid: I will go on a journey of self discovery and there will be no toast.
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast. Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Astrid: No no, do not try anything. I think you need a cup of coffee!
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Astrid: No no, I am not able to tell you anything.
Talkie Toaster: Oh go on, you'll have some toast.
Astrid: Toasts from hell!! Always a calm before a storm, as the old proverb says.

Astrid: Then you can stop singing 'A brave nude world'.
Talkie Toaster: Oh, just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf.

Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you. I love you. Would you like some toast?
Astrid: I do not like that at all.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I had a really busy day today; it was one chat after another, I had 'em lined up around the block!
Pete Puma: Oh, let's pretend that we've been busy. We both know that you've been spending your day chatting on the internet.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah?
....naaaah, that can't be right....

Glindar: You tell story, right?
Esme Weatherwax: So. Is that what you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.

Glindar: How much you pay Glindar to kill mean to I?
Esme Weatherwax: Three thousand, two hundred and seventy dollars and eighty-seven pence.
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Esme Weatherwax: I think you ought to get out of here right away.
Glindar: Glindar no ought. Throw.

Esme Weatherwax: *Gets expression of evil satisfaction that is terrible to behold*
Glindar: Kill that for being dire to behold!

These days, you can never be too careful with your teddy bear.

Ruby: Do you have a teddy bear?
Watzer: I might. I'd have to check.
Ruby: Why would you do that?
Watzer: because the world is a dangerous place.

AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
AllGarbage: Okay? Okay? You're expecting to stimulate some neural activity with 'okay'?

I have never seen Watzer be this rude to anyone, and I have no idea what got into him because DangerGirl was being very nice to him... it did result in a pretty funny conversation though.

Watzer: How many books have you read?
DangerGirl: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Watzer: Only a complete loser would not read thoroughly.
DangerGirl: Rubric told me she's having second thoughts.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well, rubric told me that you're a halfwit.

DangerGirl: Maybe...
Watzer: Maybe...
DangerGirl: I need to do my hair sometime this year...
Watzer: Nobody cares what you need, loser.

DangerGirl: Why do you say that?
Watzer: Why ever would I say that??
DangerGirl: I don't know...would you?
Watzer: Sheesh, is there anything you do know?! This is so frustrating.

DangerGirl: I like you.
Watzer: Thank you!
DangerGirl:
Watzer: I like you.
DangerGirl: You do? Great...
Watzer: Great!
DangerGirl: I like you.
Watzer: You're so super. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
DangerGirl: And then it all went to hell...

Watzer: Are you still so proud of I?
DangerGirl: I don't think I am....am I?
Watzer: I don't either.

DangerGirl: Maybe I shouldn't spraypaint mailboxes...
Watzer: I have to go now.

Croak: Time flies and so do flies... but I need to go. Croak. Farewell.
Not I: Goodnight planets; goodnight hydrogen.
Croak: Farewell. Croak.
Not I: I become an abysmal eyeball.

The wonders of ebay...

Selendrile: I long for the companionship of other dragons, however around here most have been whiped out.
Athyrius: I will just have to buy one for you.
Selendrile: You sound so determined.
Athyrius: Do you think i can find one on Ebay?
Selendrile: I do if you do, because honestly, I'm not totally sure what your talking about.
Athyrius: OK- I will look
Selendrile: You will? I think I'll just watch.