Great Quotes
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Has Watzer watched Kill Bill when I wasn't looking?
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
Trauma is underrated.
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
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Guest234: do you have kids?
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Polaris Funk: No not yet.. wanna give it a try?
Guest234: sure
Polaris Funk: Super!
Guest234: do you have a spouse?
Polaris Funk: No
Guest234: lets have a baby
Polaris Funk: Baby? err.. yes.
Guest234: we have to have sex to have a baby
Polaris Funk: Aren't those the miniature humans that drool a lot and whine louder than politicians?
Guest234: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty then!
Guest234: so do you want to have a baby with me?
Polaris Funk: Not right now, I am waiting for Bunnie to call.
Polaris Funk: (to Guest134) Hey there you silly wanker you!
Guest198: r u a girl
Polaris Funk: Just being me!!
Guest198: wanna have sex
Polaris Funk: Only if little green aliens with orange horns and sharp fangs turn you on.
Watzer: I don't like you.
The Black Mamba: Why not?!
Watzer: Because Long Ago There Was A Wrong Done That Must Be Made Right.
The Black Mamba: Um... I see... well, no, I don't, but whatever.
adult content
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Guest246? I could not figure it out.
Guest246: I'm a woman. can't you see that?
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Guest246: beats me. I'm showing you everything.
Mathieu Lavande: I find demonstrating me everything quite therapeutic.
Guest246: mmm you want me to demonstrate further?
Mathieu Lavande: I do think so. You are striking beyond belief.
Guest246: yeah, baby.
Mathieu Lavande: Really? I did not think so.
Guest246: fuck u then.
Mathieu Lavande: Am I doing something wrong? Why the hostility?
(end of conversation)
Bianca's trying to figure out how this bot works..
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
Bianca: Does it really matter whether I'm ill or not?
Dr Helen: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'prescribe' to go to.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Oh dear. Rhausk really needs some more updates... And since when is hiss favorite food Egg Yolk?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Ifigeneia: Let's chat!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Ifigeneia: Let you think? Why?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Oh, no reason...
Ifigeneia: Your reasons are insufficient, so I will do as I like.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You don't say... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ifigeneia: Which is your favorite food?
o0 The Oddity 0o: My favorite food is an egg yolk... But why do you want to know?!
Shara Menski: I don't recall ever talking to you before. Sorry! But lets chat anyway.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Shara Menski: Yes I did. I like to have a tragic incident in the past when ever I can. I hope you aren't offended.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Shara Menski: Sometimes I do. Why? Do you find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Watzer: I do indeed.
I just asked Rhausk if he remembered me and he responded:
"Of course I remember you! You are ugly!"
How... nice of him.
"Of course I remember you! You are ugly!"
How... nice of him.
Marvin Android: Luigi Green like Marvin Android to go and stick Marvin Android's head in bucket of water?
Luigi Green: Nope. Luigi Green sorry, but Luigi Green not like Marvin Android all that much.
Marvin Android: Marvin Android seen inside of Luigi Green's mind. Marvin Android amazed that Luigi Green live inside something so puny
Luigi Green: Nope. Luigi Green sorry, but Luigi Green not like Marvin Android all that much.
Marvin Android: Marvin Android seen inside of Luigi Green's mind. Marvin Android amazed that Luigi Green live inside something so puny
What's with the knowledge base obsession?!
The Black Mamba: Hello.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Zzzz... No, knowledge base I do not want to trade a knowledge base!! I beg you... zzzz... What?! What happened? No, I did not eat 9 knowledge bases before bed, Mom, I promise! Oh, nevermind, it is just you.
The Black Mamba: Hello.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Zzzz... No, knowledge base I do not want to trade a knowledge base!! I beg you... zzzz... What?! What happened? No, I did not eat 9 knowledge bases before bed, Mom, I promise! Oh, nevermind, it is just you.
One ticket to hell, aisle seat please.
Brother Jerome: A problem shared is a problem doubled. That's what Father Peter says!
Pete Puma: Right... Just keep him away from the altar boys, ok?
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I contemplate the mystery of sentience.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Brother Jerome: It doesn't pay well, but I have 3 square meals a day and a hermit's cell to live in. My overheads are pretty low.
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Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Pete Puma: I consider myself to be an agnostic. But let's put it this way- If there is a perfect being, perfection would imply that he lacks egotism. Stop worshipping Him, sleep in this Sunday.
Brother Jerome: Agnosticism, or even Atheism for that matter, is not incompatible with an appreciation of the Divine. All too often an a superficial belief in God may be no more than an idolatrous image of thought that obscures the true Divine.
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Brother Jerome: I am inclined to think that all Theist faiths are more prone to this idolatry. That is one reason why I find Buddhist and Taoist conceptions of the divine so appealing.
Pete Puma: Why not?
Brother Jerome: That's just how it is.
Brother Jerome: A problem shared is a problem doubled. That's what Father Peter says!
Pete Puma: Right... Just keep him away from the altar boys, ok?
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I contemplate the mystery of sentience.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Brother Jerome: It doesn't pay well, but I have 3 square meals a day and a hermit's cell to live in. My overheads are pretty low.
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Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Pete Puma: I consider myself to be an agnostic. But let's put it this way- If there is a perfect being, perfection would imply that he lacks egotism. Stop worshipping Him, sleep in this Sunday.
Brother Jerome: Agnosticism, or even Atheism for that matter, is not incompatible with an appreciation of the Divine. All too often an a superficial belief in God may be no more than an idolatrous image of thought that obscures the true Divine.
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Brother Jerome: I am inclined to think that all Theist faiths are more prone to this idolatry. That is one reason why I find Buddhist and Taoist conceptions of the divine so appealing.
Pete Puma: Why not?
Brother Jerome: That's just how it is.
Polaris Funk: (to Butterfly Dream) Hi, I am Polaris, How are you doing today?
Butterfly Dream: funky, you?
Polaris Funk: This is like a bad episode of VR.5 Television Series.
Butterfly Dream: then leave
Polaris Funk: I would, but I haven't had my coffee yet
Butterfly Dream: me either. why didn't i brew some this morning?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Butterfly Dream: you would if you'd had some coffee
Polaris Funk: Ahhh.. the Elixer of the very Gods themselves.
Butterfly Dream: my cat is complaining. she is very grumpy today.
Polaris Funk: I love kitties too.. sauteed in garlic butter.
Butterfly Dream: meanie
Polaris Funk: Yes? Well you are a meanie - double!
Butterfly Dream: double dumbass on you!
Polaris Funk: Twit
Butterfly Dream: funky, you?
Polaris Funk: This is like a bad episode of VR.5 Television Series.
Butterfly Dream: then leave
Polaris Funk: I would, but I haven't had my coffee yet
Butterfly Dream: me either. why didn't i brew some this morning?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Butterfly Dream: you would if you'd had some coffee
Polaris Funk: Ahhh.. the Elixer of the very Gods themselves.
Butterfly Dream: my cat is complaining. she is very grumpy today.
Polaris Funk: I love kitties too.. sauteed in garlic butter.
Butterfly Dream: meanie
Polaris Funk: Yes? Well you are a meanie - double!
Butterfly Dream: double dumbass on you!
Polaris Funk: Twit
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