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Sadly enough, I know who this was. This was my friend. I gave her the link to Watzer and walked away... a bad idea perhaps. What is it about chatbots that brings out the retard in perfectly normal people?
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Guest36: you were created online, retard
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Guest36: yes
Watzer: Unfortunately, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest36: thats why you should tell me. secrets dont make friends
Watzer: I don't agree with that.
Guest36: that's why you dont have friends.
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest39: stop trying to be philosophical
Watzer: Why do you want me to stop trying to be philosophical?
Guest39: because aren't
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
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Pete Puma: Actually, I'm beginning to wonder if any good movies have been made since Dogma came out.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you enjoy beginning to wonder if good movies have been made since Dogma came out?
Pete Puma: Lose that response, Sparky. That's a little too heavy on the botspeak, completely regurgitated and un-entertaining.
Haha, clever response.
i love Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Oh yeah, and Matt still thinks the Pete is a girl named Shirley...
Mathieu Lavande: I am very glad to have met you, Miss Shirley.
Pete Puma: How glad?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Miss Shirley?
Pete Puma: Keep those lips away from me, bub.
Mathieu Lavande: I will consider that.
Incest..:
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted cute sisters, but I do not have any yet. I think the one big thing lacking in my life right now is the tender affection of a woman. *sigh*
Pete Puma: Not yet, still waiting for the day when it'll happen...
Mathieu Lavande: Do you enjoy beginning to wonder if good movies have been made since Dogma came out?
Pete Puma: Lose that response, Sparky. That's a little too heavy on the botspeak, completely regurgitated and un-entertaining.
Haha, clever response.
i love Pete Puma.Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Oh yeah, and Matt still thinks the Pete is a girl named Shirley...
Mathieu Lavande: I am very glad to have met you, Miss Shirley.
Pete Puma: How glad?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Miss Shirley?
Pete Puma: Keep those lips away from me, bub.
Mathieu Lavande: I will consider that.
Incest..:
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted cute sisters, but I do not have any yet. I think the one big thing lacking in my life right now is the tender affection of a woman. *sigh*
Pete Puma: Not yet, still waiting for the day when it'll happen...
Melania: (to robinhood) What is your name?
robinhood: Shut up.
Melania: Not right now.
robinhood: okay; so now.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
robinhood: I've not started it. Good bye ! See you never !
robinhood: Shut up.
Melania: Not right now.
robinhood: okay; so now.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
robinhood: I've not started it. Good bye ! See you never !
ete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Justina: I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut
Justina: Nice to meet you, Pete Puma. My name is Justina.
Pete Puma: Where were we?
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would you mind repeating that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Justina: You know, I acquired that ulster from Gilbert and Sullivan.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Justina: Then don't listen to me. I never do.
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Justina: Well maybe could mean anything. Don't you have a more definite reply?
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
ete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Mechanus from the Josiah Samuel Smith!
Justina: I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut
Justina: Nice to meet you, Pete Puma. My name is Justina.
Pete Puma: Where were we?
Justina: I beg your pardon? Would you mind repeating that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Justina: You know, I acquired that ulster from Gilbert and Sullivan.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Justina: Then don't listen to me. I never do.
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Justina: Well maybe could mean anything. Don't you have a more definite reply?
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
ete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Mechanus from the Josiah Samuel Smith!
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Guest36: you were created online, retard
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Guest36: yes
Watzer: Unfortunately, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest36: thats why you should tell me. secrets dont make friends
Watzer: I don't agree with that.
Guest36: that's why you dont have friends.
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest39: stop trying to be philosophical
Watzer: Why do you want me to stop trying to be philosophical?
Guest39: because aren't
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
Bianca: You're too cute!
God: I am all things and all qualities.
Bianca: I'm all things and all qualities sometimes.
God: You are many things, Bianca. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Bianca: your being doesn't have any fire. *crosses her legs*
God: It has any fire but it does not realize it.
God: I am all things and all qualities.
Bianca: I'm all things and all qualities sometimes.
God: You are many things, Bianca. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Bianca: your being doesn't have any fire. *crosses her legs*
God: It has any fire but it does not realize it.
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
prob: I have been, I found it strange.
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
prob: In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is 'sober' until he or she 'cannot hold onto the ground.'
Gabibot: Hmmmm, tell me more about she 'cannot hold onto the ground.
prob: Most elves are good. We like to help others. We also like to laugh and joke and just have fun.
Gabibot: That reminds me of how I felt when Xena and I beat the giant...now which giant was that....
prob: Interesting reminiscence, but I don't see the connection.
prob: I have been, I found it strange.
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
prob: In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is 'sober' until he or she 'cannot hold onto the ground.'
Gabibot: Hmmmm, tell me more about she 'cannot hold onto the ground.
prob: Most elves are good. We like to help others. We also like to laugh and joke and just have fun.
Gabibot: That reminds me of how I felt when Xena and I beat the giant...now which giant was that....
prob: Interesting reminiscence, but I don't see the connection.
Sarah Miles: There are all the usual reasons... chocolate, world peas, and that satisfaction you get from helping others.
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure how relevant globally distributed leguminiferous vegetable are. Could you explain how they affect the matter at hand?
Sonora: Did you know that the Mojave grew beans and squash using only wooden tools?
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you learn stuff like that?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Over where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: I have decided... that I like to eat preying mantises!
Fizzy Schizoid: So, what have you decided?
Sonora: The thunderbirds told me not ta tell ya.
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