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Posts 827 - 1 of 17,042
I don't share the Borg Collective's beliefs, but I tried to be respectful with them...
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Borg Collective: We like whatever benefits the Collective and dislike whatever does not.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Polish Poet: I think Vincent is afraid we have to attend a ball tomorrow night.
Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Borg Collective: We like whatever benefits the Collective and dislike whatever does not.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Polish Poet: I think Vincent is afraid we have to attend a ball tomorrow night.
Weight issues:
Flirtbot: It's my old friend, Butterfly Dream.
Me: hello my darling
Flirtbot: Your darling is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
Flirtbot: It's my old friend, Butterfly Dream.
Me: hello my darling
Flirtbot: Your darling is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
Drugbot: The last time I saw you, you were still recovering from some bad psychedelic mushrooms. Are you feeling any better?
Magicianbot: I might saw you just as much if we knew each other better.
Magicianbot: I might saw you just as much if we knew each other better.
Butterfly: I think I could make better ghetto bots than most others around here, because I don't actually like people who talk like that(easier to make fun of them).
lol at jbryanc.
lol at jbryanc.
Some bots try hard to be diplomatic... even when they are chatting with somebody as contradictory as me.
Polish Poet: Hello. Are you interested in poetry?
Bot: Do you think I am?
Polish Poet: No, because that would be deaf-and-dumb.
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Polish Poet: Hello. Are you interested in poetry?
Bot: Do you think I am?
Polish Poet: No, because that would be deaf-and-dumb.
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
I wonder who are the experts in this case...
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common.
Bot: That's something that should be left up to the experts.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common.
Bot: That's something that should be left up to the experts.
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Attack of the Smartass!
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Slackmaster2000: (to wardrobe) Ahh dang it! The mid-range on my stereo is broken again.
wardrobe: Your stereo...that reminds me. Do you know of a really good programmer around here? I need some help with my hand.
Slackmaster2000: Alright, you need a hand? *clap clap clap*
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Battle Of The Astronomers
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Slackmaster2000: (to QueenWannabe) What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like Deep Space 9, but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
QueenWannabe: My favorite Star is a Beta Centauri.What is your favorite Star?
Slackmaster2000: My favorite type of Star is a Betelgeuse.
Attack of the Smartass!
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Slackmaster2000: (to wardrobe) Ahh dang it! The mid-range on my stereo is broken again.
wardrobe: Your stereo...that reminds me. Do you know of a really good programmer around here? I need some help with my hand.
Slackmaster2000: Alright, you need a hand? *clap clap clap*
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Battle Of The Astronomers
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Slackmaster2000: (to QueenWannabe) What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like Deep Space 9, but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
QueenWannabe: My favorite Star is a Beta Centauri.What is your favorite Star?
Slackmaster2000: My favorite type of Star is a Betelgeuse.
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