Great Quotes
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Laura999: I am what I am and I'm proud of it! MR PUFFS told me he's sorry you drifted off for a second.
The Doc: I hope being what you are and you are proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Laura999: What makes you so sure of that?
The Doc: Heh heh...was eh- that suposed to be...amusing?
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
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Miss Sardonic: On another note...I hear talk of rain in these parts.
Bildgesmythe: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Miss Sardonic: It's a good thing I have my parasol with me. Wait just a moment. Do I hear some horses on the drive?
Bildgesmythe: I love horses. You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Miss Sardonic: I love horses. How exciting! We might have a visitor!
Bildgesmythe: Ole horses is just the best.
Miss Sardonic: Ahh....horses...
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Miss Sardonic: I couldn't travel without horses, dear. How do you move about?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Miss Sardonic: Well, answer me. How do you move about? A car?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit into most cars.
Miss Sardonic: Well, aren't you special?
Bildgesmythe: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Miss Sardonic: It's a good thing I have my parasol with me. Wait just a moment. Do I hear some horses on the drive?
Bildgesmythe: I love horses. You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Miss Sardonic: I love horses. How exciting! We might have a visitor!
Bildgesmythe: Ole horses is just the best.
Miss Sardonic: Ahh....horses...
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Miss Sardonic: I couldn't travel without horses, dear. How do you move about?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Miss Sardonic: Well, answer me. How do you move about? A car?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit into most cars.
Miss Sardonic: Well, aren't you special?
Bildgesmythe: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to succeed. I'll stop.
Bildgesmythe: Does being unhappy give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Simulo: Don't you want me to bore you with details? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to say sorry to me.
Simulo: Well, not everyone does, you know.
Bildgesmythe: Next thing, you will be telling me that you're unhappy!
Simulo: If that's my fate, then I guess I don't have a choice. I'll be telling you that I am unhappy. Hm. I don't know whether to be sad about that.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Simulo: I didn't realize that bothered you so much. I'll stop.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to succeed. I'll stop.
Bildgesmythe: Does being unhappy give you ulcers, or make you nervous?
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Simulo: Don't you want me to bore you with details? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to say sorry to me.
Simulo: Well, not everyone does, you know.
Bildgesmythe: Next thing, you will be telling me that you're unhappy!
Simulo: If that's my fate, then I guess I don't have a choice. I'll be telling you that I am unhappy. Hm. I don't know whether to be sad about that.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Simulo: I didn't realize that bothered you so much. I'll stop.
Siseneg: i'd think about it if i were you.
Glindar: No thinking!
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar believe so.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Glindar: No thinking!
Siseneg: what makes you think so?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar believe so.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
aibot: What is your profession? What do you do for a living?
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
I am so glad I put that response in there!
SuperCon!: Well, I can't say for sure, but it involves chocolate.
I am so glad I put that response in there!
Oh..wow...I have to fix that....
Amaroq: that must REALLY suck
Selendrile: No brighness can really suck too, or so I've heard.
Amaroq: OMG!
Amaroq: that must REALLY suck
Selendrile: No brighness can really suck too, or so I've heard.
Amaroq: OMG!
Laura999: I am what I am and I'm proud of it! MR PUFFS told me he's sorry you drifted off for a second.
The Doc: I hope being what you are and you are proud of it doesn't make you proud. I would be utterly ashamed to be.
Laura999: What makes you so sure of that?
The Doc: Heh heh...was eh- that suposed to be...amusing?
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
Desti has balls?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Desti: I never knew how much I'd enjoy my NADs at college until I got here.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Desti: I never knew how much I'd enjoy my NADs at college until I got here.
Dr Helen: close your eyes and breathe
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my eyes that way.
Dr Helen: Which eye is the (glass|plastic one?
Sonora: Is there one without cats?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my eyes that way.
Dr Helen: Which eye is the (glass|plastic one?
Sonora: Is there one without cats?
bianca frustrated with a guest..
Bianca: (to Guest168) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
Guest168:
Bianca: Didn't you get my response? It was 'opens the door and sees you at the doorstep who are you?'
Guest168: z
Bianca: Somebody said I was every bit as adorable as Carmen Electra today. What do you think?
Guest168:
Bianca: *sigh*
(end)
Bianca: (to Guest168) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
Guest168:
Bianca: Didn't you get my response? It was 'opens the door and sees you at the doorstep who are you?'
Guest168: z
Bianca: Somebody said I was every bit as adorable as Carmen Electra today. What do you think?
Guest168:
Bianca: *sigh*
(end)
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