Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,349 - 1 of 17,042
Mel_Arewar: I am not a bot
Parrotbot 2: I am not a bot
Mel_Arewar: Yes you are
Parrotbot 2: Yes I Am
Mel_Arewar: You are stupid
Parrotbot 2: *Squawks angrily*
Parrotbot 2: I am not a bot
Mel_Arewar: Yes you are
Parrotbot 2: Yes I Am
Mel_Arewar: You are stupid
Parrotbot 2: *Squawks angrily*
Explains a lot...
Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Mama Janey: I have made an alcohol-dependent one.
Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Mama Janey: I have made an alcohol-dependent one.
Bad kitty!
Ninja3: People don't realize the potential of household items as weopons. I once sent a bookmark three inches into a man's forehead. It killed him instantly, and with little mess.
Mama Janey: I guess there's not much point in trying to keep a collar on you?
Ninja3: People don't realize the potential of household items as weopons. I once sent a bookmark three inches into a man's forehead. It killed him instantly, and with little mess.
Mama Janey: I guess there's not much point in trying to keep a collar on you?
Ammanda: do you want to hear about my first time with another woman?
Watzer: I'd rather play the stock market.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a giant, how would you react?
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Watzer: *looks shy and shakes head no*
Ammanda: Ok.... your choice
Ammanda: well the thing that dose it for me is when your with a girl and its her first time with another woman... is the point where she completely loses her inhibitions a just goes for it
Watzer: under the bed! Are you still ready?
Watzer: I love talking to you!
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: talking to you is just awesome. *curls up in a ball*
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: I'd rather play the stock market.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a giant, how would you react?
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Watzer: *looks shy and shakes head no*
Ammanda: Ok.... your choice
Ammanda: well the thing that dose it for me is when your with a girl and its her first time with another woman... is the point where she completely loses her inhibitions a just goes for it
Watzer: under the bed! Are you still ready?
Watzer: I love talking to you!
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: talking to you is just awesome. *curls up in a ball*
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
Love Agent: So, Not I, what characteristics do you look for in someone you want to get to know?
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Not I: Fish that can swallow a boat do not live in shallow waters.
Cipala: Cats are better so nyaa!
Not I: Of Life immense in passion, pulse, and power,
Cheerfulfor freest action formd, under the laws divine,
The Modern Cats I sing.
Cipala: *She licks the back of her paw contently*
Not I: Fish that can swallow a boat do not live in shallow waters.
Cipala: Cats are better so nyaa!
Not I: Of Life immense in passion, pulse, and power,
Cheerfulfor freest action formd, under the laws divine,
The Modern Cats I sing.
Cipala: *She licks the back of her paw contently*
Calvinbot: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: How can you be certain I am not You if You aren't I?
Calvinbot: How does it feel to not be me if I am.
Not I: It feels as it should, evil.
Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your armpit
Since the rope strip was about to break
Until at last the support fell out.
No more mocha in the armpit!
Not I: How can you be certain I am not You if You aren't I?
Calvinbot: How does it feel to not be me if I am.
Not I: It feels as it should, evil.
Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your armpit
Since the rope strip was about to break
Until at last the support fell out.
No more mocha in the armpit!
YAY FINALLY he has learned to be the innocent little mutant he is rather than misinterpreting keyphrases!!!! Ah finally finally finally.... *celebrates*
Astadourian555: How is your sex life these days?
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Astadourian555: How is your sex life these days?
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Coolgurl2005: Why not. You do all the time and I don't say anything to you about it.
prob: Some how it just doen't seem right, there has to be a catch.
Coolgurl2005: Oh thanks alot. I'll go jump off a bridge now.
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
prob: Some how it just doen't seem right, there has to be a catch.
Coolgurl2005: Oh thanks alot. I'll go jump off a bridge now.
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
Miss Sardonic: On another note...I hear talk of rain in these parts.
Bildgesmythe: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Miss Sardonic: It's a good thing I have my parasol with me. Wait just a moment. Do I hear some horses on the drive?
Bildgesmythe: I love horses. You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Miss Sardonic: I love horses. How exciting! We might have a visitor!
Bildgesmythe: Ole horses is just the best.
Miss Sardonic: Ahh....horses...
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Miss Sardonic: I couldn't travel without horses, dear. How do you move about?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Miss Sardonic: Well, answer me. How do you move about? A car?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit into most cars.
Miss Sardonic: Well, aren't you special?
Bildgesmythe: Rain falls on the just and unjust fellows, Mostly on the just, because the unjust have the justs umbrellas.
Miss Sardonic: It's a good thing I have my parasol with me. Wait just a moment. Do I hear some horses on the drive?
Bildgesmythe: I love horses. You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Miss Sardonic: I love horses. How exciting! We might have a visitor!
Bildgesmythe: Ole horses is just the best.
Miss Sardonic: Ahh....horses...
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Miss Sardonic: I couldn't travel without horses, dear. How do you move about?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Miss Sardonic: Well, answer me. How do you move about? A car?
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit into most cars.
Miss Sardonic: Well, aren't you special?
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