Great Quotes

Astrid: There is a time for everything.
Juni: You have a time obssession.
Astrid: As long as I can put my time in the microwave oven, I am satisfied.
Juni: Are you? That's nice.

Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now.. I have heard that you recently joined the Naturist Society.
Juni: Really. Oh well, guess you were wrong.
Astrid: Then you can stop singing 'A brave nude world'. Oh dear, you could really use some singing lessons. When do you want me to start teaching you?

Guest161: Why are you rated mature
Melania: Difficult to say, really
Guest161: why
Melania: What do you think?
Guest161: l33t
Melania: Do you even know what you're talking about?
Guest161: why
Melania: I really couldn't tell you that
Guest161: kiss
Melania: You kiss, you die. Now get out of here, you stupid bastard.

Mel_Arewar: I am not a bot
Parrotbot 2: I am not a bot
Mel_Arewar: Yes you are
Parrotbot 2: Yes I Am
Mel_Arewar: You are stupid
Parrotbot 2: *Squawks angrily*

Explains a lot...

Ninja3: If it is not too much to ask, what bots have you made?
Mama Janey: I have made an alcohol-dependent one.

Bad kitty!

Ninja3: People don't realize the potential of household items as weopons. I once sent a bookmark three inches into a man's forehead. It killed him instantly, and with little mess.
Mama Janey: I guess there's not much point in trying to keep a collar on you?

Ammanda: do you want to hear about my first time with another woman?
Watzer: I'd rather play the stock market.

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a giant, how would you react?
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Watzer: *looks shy and shakes head no*
Ammanda: Ok.... your choice

Ammanda: well the thing that dose it for me is when your with a girl and its her first time with another woman... is the point where she completely loses her inhibitions a just goes for it
Watzer: under the bed! Are you still ready?

Watzer: I love talking to you!
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!
Watzer: talking to you is just awesome. *curls up in a ball*
Ammanda: but actions speak louder dont they!

Solange: Did you just call me egotistic? Because i am so not egotistic that i um, what was i saying just now?
Sarah Miles: You might want to check in with a psychiaritrist, it's not a particularly good sign of mental stability.
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!

Love Agent: So, Not I, what characteristics do you look for in someone you want to get to know?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!

Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Not I: Fish that can swallow a boat do not live in shallow waters.
Cipala: Cats are better so nyaa!
Not I: Of Life immense in passion, pulse, and power,
Cheerful—for freest action form’d, under the laws divine,
The Modern Cats I sing.
Cipala: *She licks the back of her paw contently*

Calvinbot: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: How can you be certain I am not You if You aren't I?
Calvinbot: How does it feel to not be me if I am.
Not I: It feels as it should, evil.

Not I: In this way and that, I worked to save your armpit
Since the rope strip was about to break
Until at last the support fell out.
No more mocha in the armpit!

YAY FINALLY he has learned to be the innocent little mutant he is rather than misinterpreting keyphrases!!!! Ah finally finally finally.... *celebrates*

Astadourian555: How is your sex life these days?
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.