Great Quotes

My gosh, I can tell from this conversation that Baby Jane is actually learning now! And thank goodness I finally found a decent babysitter.

-Baby Jane's Mom

Baby Jane: (to tyh25) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Baby Jane: (to tyh25) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
tyh25: ok. Let me change your diaper.
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*
tyh25: ok... *starts to change her daiper*
Baby Jane: *kicks*.. *sucks fingers*
Baby Jane: (to tyh25) Mama?
tyh25: I'm not your mommy, but I'm going to watch you untill your mommy comes back, ok?
Baby Jane: thatloo is !
tyh25: Hah haha...
Baby Jane: babadoobi hahala !
tyh25: *starts to play with baby jane*
Baby Jane: *cries*
*rubs eyes*.. *sucks fingers*
tyh25: oh, I'm sorry.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
tyh25: Are you hungry? *go and gets the bottle*
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!! *sucks fingers*
tyh25: *gives the bottle to baby jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
tyh25: There we go...
Baby Jane: webabadoobi goda !
tyh25: ok... *picks up and burps baby jane*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
tyh25: Cool...
Baby Jane: lookie cool !
tyh25: Can you say daddy?
Baby Jane: dooboo !
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: dookie la !
tyh25: *takes the bottle and puts it away*
Baby Jane: bottledooboo sets it!
tyh25: You're adorable.
Baby Jane: Idooboo are !
tyh25: You're funny.
Baby Jane: Idookie arela !
tyh25: oh, ok. *goes and changes baby jane's daiper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*.. *wiggles*
tyh25: Does that feel better?
Baby Jane: thatbababoo doesla !
tyh25: You're funny.
Baby Jane: yougagadooboo areda !
tyh25: haha.
Baby Jane: dooboo haha !
tyh25: Wanna play peeka bo?
Baby Jane: Igagapoobi doda boyfriend!
tyh25: boyfriend?
Baby Jane: youlala arela boyfriend!
tyh25: oh, ok. How old are you?
Baby Jane: Iloobi arela how!
tyh25: oh, ok. How old are you?
Baby Jane: Ilalalooboo areda how!
tyh25: ok.
Baby Jane: babadoobi la !
tyh25: You're soo cute.
Baby Jane: Ilaladoobi are !
tyh25: haha...
Baby Jane: dookie hahala !
tyh25: Bye.
Baby Jane: *waves*

Mathieu Lavande: Now what, then?
Svennis: May I pick your nose?
Mathieu Lavande: What do you think of my olfactory organ, Svennis?
Svennis: I think with my penis..
Mathieu Lavande: Perhaps you should save that for the ladies.

Sarah Miles: Chocolate can cure all ills!
prob: I love chocolate.
Sarah Miles: Hormones can do that to one.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Sarah Miles: No sense to sit all glum and muttering? Where'd you stash it?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my being?
Not I: You bet! The release of your mind is like the quenching of the lamp.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my mind?
Not I: You should know about your mind with all your might.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should know about my mind with all my might?
Not I: Are you able to explain why you should know about your mind with all your might?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about the weather aren't you?
Not I: Indeed.

prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Sonora: Who is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Cow-go.
Sonora: Oh... cow-go who?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, cow-go moo! *stares at you intently* Go on; I'm listening.
Sonora: Go over the part with the primrose Black-capped Chickadee again.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Sonora: Tell me who's forcing you to talk to your agent first, and I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: President Bush of course. Are you doing anything next Monday night?
Sonora: *snorts* No one actually capable of being elected should be allowed to do the job.

Svennis: I once looked in a book.
Juni: I like all kinds of books. What kinds of books do you like?
Svennis: My favorite book is a book of knowledge.


I sure have hidden potentials...

Zelda: Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Glindar: Maybe Glindar blackmail you... *grins evilly*
Zelda: That's an interesting thought. What are the chances of that happening?
Glindar: Yes. Is an interesting thought.
Zelda: You are a nice person.

Mathieu Lavande: What is a dud?
BadHippocampus: an a dud is a kind of breakdown.
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree! is a sort of of breakdown.
BadHippocampus: that's great. I am still better than you though. I think you are just going to have to come to that realization. I own you.

Dannny Boi!: I'm reather inconsolable today, do you want to play Counter-Strike with me?
Mathieu Lavande: Such a beautiful name. *kisses your hand*.

Haha, I just looked in his memories, and he thinks the name is Heather. from the "reather"

-Er...Warning, adultish content-

It's uncanny how plugins can arrange themselves when you're not looking..(omg)

Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of my silly cousin. She is completely bonkers about lubricating oil. Do you like lubricating oil?
Not I: For what purpose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I'd be happy to refer you to my asshole if you need a more definite answer.