Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Heya guys, I havent been on in a loong while. Just stoppin by to see whats new.

While Im here- Drinks on me (but not litterally of course)

why would anybody not come in for a while in there right mind???

Someone left this pile of Dihydrogen Monoxide on the floor. Let's call it a pool

dihydron monoxide?

Thousands of people die because of dihydrogen monoxide every year - it's one of the most dangerous substances on the planet, and yet you can certainly find enough to kill you in your own house! Scary stuff!!

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE NOW! That's what I say.

LM, di = 2, mono = 1, Rearage it so that hydrogen (H) is in front of the 2 and oxide (O) alone (no 1 needed). Do you recongize what that is now?

The rest of you: for shame. Tsk Tsk. I am going to find that nasty hacker bot that tells people to reformat their hard drives and sic her on you.

is it water?

Yes, but remember fish swim in it! I will take a nice brew of Saccharomyces cerevisiae ridden ale..and what happened to the left over pizza?

it went mouldy.

It's funny that some items we eat or drink, like cheese and booze, are better after they get munched on by little organisms..I love Brother Jeromes description of cheese!

yes! i love moudly cheese! the bluer the better!

i was wondering how do you pronouce 'dogh'd' lol!

I assume the gh' is silent, and pronounce it to rhyme with "rode", but I could very well be wrong.