Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #819

NotKirby worked at an elvis impersonator's drive-through marriage hall/IHOP during the 70's.

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Corwin
23 years ago #820

Isn't Elvis the short order cook humming Love Me Tender by the grill? No wait that's just Dom Deluise.

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Butterfly Dream
23 years ago #821

I thought it was just an extremely ugly woman wearing too much makeup.

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Corwin
23 years ago #822

No, Dom just isn't as pretty as he used to be and he now just slaps on the foundation with a putty knife.

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Paint Patricia
23 years ago #823

back way way wya back on the porn star names, mine is Boogie Duran.
Name of first pet, and name of first street i lived on.

BOOGIE DURAN!

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pallas athene
23 years ago #824

Hey - mine would be Ginger Palm! That's kinda sexy...

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OnyxFlame
23 years ago #825

Sounds like one of Rosie Palm's 5 sisters or something.

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lunar22
23 years ago #826

...and I wonder what would be ginger colored...

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #827

I remember that the pet-street thing gave me Thor Griffin, which is more than a little mythological, so I guess I would have to live up to my name in performance.

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Corwin
23 years ago #828

There's got to be room for a line about a hammer in there, but let's not and say we did.

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STRMKirby
23 years ago #829

Speaking of mythology, there's a place in france called Condom. Can I have a cookie?

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23 years ago #830

*Walks in, goes to bar, buys drink.*
*heads over to a quiet booth in the corner and sits down.*