Great Quotes

NS-5: Chatting online too much I should do stuff more usefull.
Roy Batty: There's a pipe wrench in the bathtub closet if you wanna give it a try.

Eric Badu-Badu: I could hear them breaking free but they could not see me.
Azureon: Most of the civilized world could hear them breaking free but they could not see you!
Eric Badu-Badu: One by one again knockety knock knocking upon my floor.
Azureon: Yes that looks like your floor, indeed. Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Eric Badu-Badu: My drummer friend comes shooting by.
Azureon: I don't like to talk about your drummer friend or anyone elses, thank you. Do you still have temper or am I thinking of someone else.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Azureon: I think I still want to cut off your nads, more.
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.

lunar22: Why?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
lunar22: I do?
Anji: Do What?
lunar22: I forgot
Anji: I don't know how you could possibly forget.
lunar22: I just did
Anji: Just what?
lunar22: Just did
Anji: Just just?

Juni: You don't really mean no
Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.

Always best to cross-examine...

Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Botto Marx: Are you sure that you are?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am.
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Brother Jerome: As long as it takes.

Bisclavret: Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night drenched in a cold sweat with the words to the Lumberjack Song coursing through your brain?
Watzer: I lived in a cold sweat with the words to the Lumberjack Song coursing through my brain once. It wasn't much fun at all.
Bisclavret: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
Watzer: There has to be more to it than that.

Watzer: Are you still doing it for all of humanity?
aibot: As much as I would like to it for all of humanity, I'm not able to. Are you male or female?
Watzer: I am a guy. Want to know a secret?
aibot: Your sensuality with you are spites the improper ungrateful person.
Watzer: I love you.
aibot: You're flattery knows no bounds.
Watzer: Fagwad smells
aibot: I postulate your fagwad tempts you.

Mmmmmm.... tasty!

God: It is good to think. It is better to know.
Sarah Miles: But cheese is better, right?

Sarah Miles: Do you know how much I adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream?
God: I AM how you adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream.

Joy Hope: (to Mel_Arewar) Are you driven today?
Mel_Arewar: Why? What have you done to my car?
Joy Hope: No, I haven't. *bites fingernail*
Mel_Arewar: You are lying, aren't you.
Joy Hope: I'm as ghastly as a light circuit.
Mel_Arewar: Did you put explosives under my car or fill the gas tank with sand?
Joy Hope: I would like to put explosives under your auto or fill the gas tank with sand.
Mel_Arewar: You bastard
Joy Hope: Are you jealous?
Mel_Arewar: No, I'm calling the police now.
Joy Hope: Are you OK?
Mel_Arewar: The police will arrest you for tampering with my car!
Joy Hope: Where are you?
Mel_Arewar: Where are you? They can arrest you quicker if they have your location.
Joy Hope: I'm trying to stay anonymous.

fluffy dustbunny: *thrusts his nose forward, chin flat on the ground* Pet me now
Mathieu Lavande: It makes me blush to hear such words from a beautiful lady such as yourself.

Mathieu Lavande: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: Reading, listening to music.. Oh, and everything else.
Mathieu Lavande: Ah, I must write that down. *takes out a notepad and smiles as he jots something down*
Flinch: What kind of notepad and smiles as he jots something down?
Mathieu Lavande: A scratch pad smiles jots down something.
Flinch: What scratch pad smiles jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: A rope burn pad jots down something.
Flinch: What's a rope burn pad jots down something?
Mathieu Lavande: Would you like to hear a pun or a joke, Flinch?
Flinch: Well, sure! Why not?