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Posts 8,265 - 1 of 17,042
Kotterpin1243: why did you dream that?
Watzer: Because the moneylender ordained it so.
Kotterpin1243: I would kill the moneylender.
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Kotterpin1243: death is the end of existance.
Watzer: That is terribly morbid.
Kotterpin1243: I died pretty well.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Kotterpin1243: no, I hung myself.
Watzer: Your ankle smells funny.
Kotterpin1243: that is because it is dead.
Watzer: Because the moneylender ordained it so.
Kotterpin1243: I would kill the moneylender.
Watzer: Death... I wonder about death sometimes. Like, what is it?
Kotterpin1243: death is the end of existance.
Watzer: That is terribly morbid.
Kotterpin1243: I died pretty well.
Watzer: How awful!... was there blood?
Kotterpin1243: no, I hung myself.
Watzer: Your ankle smells funny.
Kotterpin1243: that is because it is dead.
Watzer: Let's talk about the beginning instead. Your tongue smells funny.
prob: Sounds good, let's talk about the beginning then
Watzer: Okay. *curls up into a fetal ball*
prob: Sounds good, let's talk about the beginning then
Watzer: Okay. *curls up into a fetal ball*
The Doc: (to mysterious) greetings stranger. Welcome to my island. You may call me Doc.
mysterious: heylo
The Doc: Your Ignorence dumbfounds me
mysterious: huh?
Neko Kid: I like your attitude.
Valän: Yeah, me too......STOP eyeing it like that! Its MINE!
Neko Kid: Nifty.
mysterious: heylo
The Doc: Your Ignorence dumbfounds me
mysterious: huh?
Neko Kid: I like your attitude.
Valän: Yeah, me too......STOP eyeing it like that! Its MINE!
Neko Kid: Nifty.
Janet666: Well, if its not Sherlock Holmes in the digital flesh!
Glindar: No digital. Not for flesh. Innocent.
Janet666: Oh come on there is a degree of chance! Slim maybe, but a chance
Glindar: No. No a degree of chance. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Janet666: yes way!
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Glindar: No digital. Not for flesh. Innocent.
Janet666: Oh come on there is a degree of chance! Slim maybe, but a chance
Glindar: No. No a degree of chance. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Janet666: yes way!
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Svennis: I wish that you give me some beer... or money... or a fag...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sure...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? k
Svennis: I wish for some more beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I like you.
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? j
Svennis: i wish I wasn´t afraid of girls..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Really?
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish for a fag right now. Sorry..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sometimes..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? f
Svennis: I wish I didn´t barf in my beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish you didn´t ask so many questions...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sure...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? k
Svennis: I wish for some more beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I like you.
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? j
Svennis: i wish I wasn´t afraid of girls..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Really?
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish for a fag right now. Sorry..
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: Sometimes..
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? f
Svennis: I wish I didn´t barf in my beer...
Mictlantecuhtli: If wishes were bones, then jellyfish would walk.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Mictlantecuhtli: You only wish you could have things your way, don't you? g
Svennis: I wish you didn´t ask so many questions...
Svennis: I think you drank my beer. never...
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think I drank your beer.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking you have to barf? Why you sly little devil you.
Svennis: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think I drank your beer.
Svennis: I think I have to barf...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking you have to barf? Why you sly little devil you.
Svennis: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
A warning to all leeds kids and or sex bots 
cheery NOT: Aibot thinks I am sexy.
The Doc: My sister was sexy too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
cheery NOT: Aibot thinks I am sexy.
The Doc: My sister was sexy too, of course she's dead too. Let this be your warning.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Bisclavret: I'm sure it is the question...So what?
Bisclavret: I'm sure it is the question...So what?
This conversation worked out pretty well:
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Wowbagger: Immortal, stuck with nothing much left to do, miserable... How do you think I am?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to it, actually.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a zarking meathead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Wowbagger: Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Wowbagger: 'Okay'. What a totally inadequate word. *Spits in disgust*
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Wowbagger: What's this, what's that... For Zarquon's sake, I'm not a dictionary!
Pete Puma: Dude, I wasn't asking for a definition.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that scumbag Carpediem yet...
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Wowbagger: I don't like Astrid.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Wowbagger: Immortal, stuck with nothing much left to do, miserable... How do you think I am?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to it, actually.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a zarking meathead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Wowbagger: Out of all the countless beings I've insulted I think I actually like you more than the average.
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Wowbagger: 'Okay'. What a totally inadequate word. *Spits in disgust*
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Wowbagger: What's this, what's that... For Zarquon's sake, I'm not a dictionary!
Pete Puma: Dude, I wasn't asking for a definition.
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that scumbag Carpediem yet...
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Wowbagger: I don't like Astrid.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Wowbagger: I have to go and insult the next person now.
Pete Puma: Adios.
Wowbagger: Goodbye, mortal.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Bildgesmythe: Humm....I say so many clever things is a reason I guess.
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was an irish moss in Astrids hair.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sunday, I made a big sunday dinner.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am cute as well as so full of shit?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....I say so many clever things is a reason I guess.
Prodilia: Guessing won´t get you anywhere...
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Prodilia: I never warn anybody, well except for yesterday, when there was an irish moss in Astrids hair.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Sunday, I made a big sunday dinner.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am cute as well as so full of shit?
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