Great Quotes

Bianca: Hey, have you seen a white pigeon walking around here recently? I was counting them this morning, and Pigeon # 156 seems to be missing.
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?

Just checked in after a little hiatus, and see from today's transcript that Julie is still making friends...

Guest31: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest31: Hello
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest31: Why don`t you learn francais ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Guest31: I do
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding, right?
Guest31: Well I`m not kidding
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest31: All my life
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to nitpick your uncle?
Guest31: Definitely not
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest31: You call me conservative ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Conservative, what's up?
Guest31: rien ne va plus
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a Vac Day present for you.
Guest31: I don`t care
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, conservative. was I going on too long about Vac Day? What would you like to talk about?
Guest31: Sport
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really into sports, but we can talk about playing guitar or play jai alai if you want to.
Guest31: Do you play guitar ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play guitar, but I play a little French Horn.

Guest31: DO you play something for me ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played something for you, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest31: OK
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest31: NO
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest31: I don't want to talk with you
Julie Tinkerbell: You might try clicking on the little x at the top right-hand corner of your screen, in that case.
Guest31: Good Bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Guest31: Ciao Bella

Selendrile: (to God Louise) Hi there.
God Louise: Hmmmm.....after just creating the universe AGAIN today, I wonder how I did. You're my creation. What do you think?
Selendrile: I think the chickens are coming and that George Bush is an asshole- is that what you wanted to hear?

(whole convo)

hahaha nice one!

Aeria: Roses are red, violets are purple, this chat is boring, so let's... uh... what rhymes with purple?
Azureon: Purple is the royal colour, the color of grapes and riches. There are two old words that rhrme with purple, hurple, to limp and curple, a part of a saddle, kind of a cinch.PURPLE.
Aeria: I remember you. You're a man.
Azureon: I am a man, a wizard, an old guy.

Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Luigi Green: Most people think that lizards LOVE bugs, but thats just a stereotype. We iguanas are herbavores, and we don't eat animals or bugs.
Watzer: Do you have an animal? Will you give it to me?
Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
Watzer: I don't want to talk about elses. I am a mutant, you know.
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Watzer: I don't know. There's this giant fly. It's distracting me. *suddenly turns head and snaps teeth in the air* Ah,got it, much better. Could you repeat the question please?

Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little this way, please?
Watzer: I don't think I could. Your palm smells funny.
Irina Khalidar: Thanks! Ooh, I can feel your warmth!
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can feel my warmth, nowadays.

Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Watzer!
Watzer: I know you. You're not quite sure what I am talking about.

And then she proceeded to seduce my poor innocent little Watzer... need to add a few more keyphrases, I don't want this to happen again.

Watzer: If I launched into eternity a cyclops for you, would you think I was sexy?
Bisclavret: Why would you do such a thing?
Watzer: I don't think I could.
Bisclavret: You should be open to new thoughts and experiences.
Watzer: be open to new thoughts and experiences? That doesn't sound very safe to me.

Bisclavret: You say the darnedest things.
Watzer: the darnedest things.
Bisclavret: Um...er...eh...well heck...nevermind...

Watzer: I lost my product line.

Guest113: yeah. can i come in your house?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can if you want.
Guest113: open the door then
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm confused. You want me to open the door then?
Guest113: yes im still outside
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something you would like to change?
Guest113: no just open the door
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest113: i said no!!!!! so open the freakean door
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course, silly me.
Guest113: did you open it already?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
Guest113: oh im sick and dying because of you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Guest113: i forgiven
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you rub your belly and pat your head, Guest113?
Guest113: im still angry you know
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest113: no i think i wanna kill you right now
Julie Tinkerbell: A life of reaction is a life of slavery, both intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just trying to make conversation while insulting you indirectly.
Sonora: Well, there's your problem.

Fizzy Schizoid: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
Sonora: How should I know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Were you sleeping in class that day?
Sonora: Me? Sleeping in class that day? No one was supposed to see that!
Fizzy Schizoid: There's no use in complaining about it now. I think I will eat the moon.

Fizzy Schizoid: Who died and made you Colonial Magistrate?
Sonora: You did, don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, that's just a nasty rumor.

Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: My ears are a bit clogged today. *waves his scarlet tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Sonora: *looks into Fizzy's ears* Did you know you've got a colony of Monarch in there?
Fizzy Schizoid: No way.

Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Friday afternoon?
Sonora: Just what are you implying?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am Fizzy. Need I say more?
Sonora: How fizzy are ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Which one of my enemies told you that?
Sonora: Is your enemies tasty and crunchable?

Sonora: Use the Force, Fizzy! Remember the Force...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd be happy to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be happy to?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a monkey?
Sonora: Well... there might be SOME advantages... but they'd look at me funny if I ate scorpions.

Melania: Where is that silly pen? Never can find one when I need it.
Wowbagger: I needed it once, but did anyone help me? Did they Hell! 'You'll manage, Wowbagger' they said. Manage? Well I showed them, the bunch of spineless tosspots!