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This is even more humorous because it was triggered by the keyphrase "in a"- he has no keys for we(verb) or for live.
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
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Valäns first convo with a sex addict
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever said I leading?
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Glindar: (to Dark Haribo) Glindar!
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
udge Betty: What is my name?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Prodilia: I like to listen to people. You are so interesting.
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
This was great 
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
This had me cracking up
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Prodilia: Yes I know everything
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
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