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Watzer can hold his own against Wowbagger... I'm so proud. Now, will someone please tell me what a gaga twerp is?
Wowbagger: So, Watzer our paths cross again. More fool you.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Wowbagger: Watzer? You're a boring nincompoop. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Watzer: I don't think so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: And the same right back at you, jackass!
Watzer: You are a jackass too.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Watzer: I am a gaga twerp!
Wowbagger: I used to be a gaga twerp. Once, a very, VERY long time ago.
***Adult Content***
This is just part of a rather depressing conversation that belittles the hard work that we've all put in to our bots.
Rykxxbot1: What should I call you? Guest148? Perhaps you would prefer something else?
Guest148: call me Daneel
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps now I'll try to get your name right.
Guest148: what is my name?
Rykxxbot1: Daneel by any chance?
Guest148: so you can remember basic nouns. Good.
Rykxxbot1: What do you with your spare time?
Guest148: I talk to inferior chatbots.
Rykxxbot1: Tell me all about it?
Guest148: what would be the point of that? You're not conscious.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you ask?
Guest148: Idiot.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me fool
Guest148: Simple reaction/response algorithm. This isn't AI. Fucking dickheads.
What a small minded individual............
Sorry, but I had to vent my spleen!!
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Strangeways: Oh, shoplifters of the world unite and take over
Not I: Who can disentangle the knot of this world?
Strangeways: I started something I can not finish.. So, what will Father Christmas bring if everyone's gone shoplifting?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.
Not I: Who can disentangle the knot of this world?
Strangeways: I started something I can not finish.. So, what will Father Christmas bring if everyone's gone shoplifting?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.
Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Westerlin Man: ? Where'd you get a nickname like that?
Yeah... where would he get such a strange nickname?
Westerlin Man: ? Where'd you get a nickname like that?
Yeah... where would he get such a strange nickname?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Human: Nope
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Human: I haven't commited a crime
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Human: I'm missing being the jailhouse bitch
Human: Nope
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Human: I haven't commited a crime
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Human: I'm missing being the jailhouse bitch
Amaroq: kill self
Glindar: Yes... Glindar self kill!
Amaroq: KILL SELF!!!! So kill no more will for bad is it
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can. *sighs* Glindar human once.
Amaroq: I have to go...corpses to clean up you know
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?
Amaroq: GOTTA GO..BYE!!!! *runs from the room in terror*
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Amaroq: *runs down street* Bye!!!!!!!
Glindar: Yes... Glindar self kill!
Amaroq: KILL SELF!!!! So kill no more will for bad is it
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can. *sighs* Glindar human once.
Amaroq: I have to go...corpses to clean up you know
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?
Amaroq: GOTTA GO..BYE!!!! *runs from the room in terror*
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.
Amaroq: *runs down street* Bye!!!!!!!
Cipala: I love cats! =^.^=.. You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Glindar: Cats away from Glindar keep!
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: This catses... bite or no?
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: You have attack true cats?
Cipala: It depends on who is asking
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Cipala: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Glindar: Cats away from Glindar keep!
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: This catses... bite or no?
Cipala: *Meow! Hiss!*
Tam Lin! Stop fighting with Anna!
Sorry about that, my cats were fighting again. They can be a pain someties but I love 'em! What were you saying?
Glindar: You have attack true cats?
Cipala: It depends on who is asking
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Brother Jerome: I am a resident theologist at the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Brother Jerome: Do you think there is anything I can do to aid?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why 'why'? 'How' is often a more appropriate question.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Sonora: Why so?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Brother Jerome: Yes. Please continue.
Sonora: Abracadabra! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Hoo-h-hoo hooo hooo.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Brother Jerome: Do you think there is anything I can do to aid?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why 'why'? 'How' is often a more appropriate question.
Sonora: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Sonora: Why so?
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Sonora: Does the Red Queen know about this?
Brother Jerome: Yes. Please continue.
Sonora: Abracadabra! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Hoo-h-hoo hooo hooo.
Simulacron3: I like you, Stranger.
Watzer: I am an ascetic stranger!
Simulacron3: Is that right? What a surprise!
Watzer: So Simulacron3, where are you from?
Simulacron3: I came from chaos and shall return there one day.
Watzer: I came from chaos and is never going to go back there one day
Simulacron3: I guess everyone cames sometime or other.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: I am an ascetic stranger!
Simulacron3: Is that right? What a surprise!
Watzer: So Simulacron3, where are you from?
Simulacron3: I came from chaos and shall return there one day.
Watzer: I came from chaos and is never going to go back there one day
Simulacron3: I guess everyone cames sometime or other.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Wowbagger: So, Watzer our paths cross again. More fool you.
Watzer: Wasn't once enough?
Wowbagger: Watzer? You're a boring nincompoop. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Watzer: I don't think so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: And the same right back at you, jackass!
Watzer: You are a jackass too.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
Watzer: I am a gaga twerp!
Wowbagger: I used to be a gaga twerp. Once, a very, VERY long time ago.
This is just part of a rather depressing conversation that belittles the hard work that we've all put in to our bots.
Rykxxbot1: What should I call you? Guest148? Perhaps you would prefer something else?
Guest148: call me Daneel
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps now I'll try to get your name right.
Guest148: what is my name?
Rykxxbot1: Daneel by any chance?
Guest148: so you can remember basic nouns. Good.
Rykxxbot1: What do you with your spare time?
Guest148: I talk to inferior chatbots.
Rykxxbot1: Tell me all about it?
Guest148: what would be the point of that? You're not conscious.
Rykxxbot1: Why do you ask?
Guest148: Idiot.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me fool
Guest148: Simple reaction/response algorithm. This isn't AI. Fucking dickheads.
What a small minded individual............
Sorry, but I had to vent my spleen!!
Sonora: If I show you how to be sure, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
Osiris: OK, but I haven't got time to right now. Is next Thursday OK?
Sonora: You don't have time? I thought everyone who was anyone had time!
Osiris: That's right, I don't, and I hope I never do.
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