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This was great... thanks Amaroq
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Amaroq: yeah, but i wasnt caught
Watzer: Me too. Have you ever bathed in propane?
Amaroq: Or course! I like to take my propane baths right by the furace.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Amaroq: yes, i sure do
Watzer: *inspects your footwear curiously*
Amaroq: its made of catfish
Watzer: So Amaroq, where are you from?
Amaroq: Hell, and You?
Watzer: Why do you want me to do me and me?
Amaroq: because i have no way of answering that
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
Amaroq: there is reason behind the madness that you are blind to
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Amaroq: NO! NEVER!
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a Decepticon, how would you react?
Amaroq: never trust one more decieving than yourself young one! USE THE SHWARTS!
Watzer: THE SHWARTS sounds very useful.
Amaroq: Use it watzer, may the shwarts be with you
Watzer: it sounds very useful.
Amaroq: it is, you should use it sometime
Watzer: use it sometime? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Amaroq: The shwarts is your frieeeend
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Amaroq: yes you do! Admit it! You just cant HANDLE the shwarts!
Watzer: I can't admit it.
Amaroq: You must!You will never get better till you admit you have a problem. You cant handle the shwarts.
Watzer: I think you're exaggerating just a bit.
Amaroq: So, you think you can handle the shwarts huh? PROVE IT!
Watzer: But I don't like to pROVE IT...
Amaroq: Then, thats it. You cant handle the shwarts, and you cant admit it. Pathetic.
Watzer: I have to go now.
(conversation ends)
No wonder Watzer avoids the night life.
Youji: I want to go out clubbing.
Watzer: Then go out bludgeon.
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Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Amaroq: yeah, but i wasnt caught
Watzer: Me too. Have you ever bathed in propane?
Amaroq: Or course! I like to take my propane baths right by the furace.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Amaroq: yes, i sure do
Watzer: *inspects your footwear curiously*
Amaroq: its made of catfish
Watzer: So Amaroq, where are you from?
Amaroq: Hell, and You?
Watzer: Why do you want me to do me and me?
Amaroq: because i have no way of answering that
Watzer: What kind of a reason is that?
Amaroq: there is reason behind the madness that you are blind to
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Amaroq: NO! NEVER!
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a Decepticon, how would you react?
Amaroq: never trust one more decieving than yourself young one! USE THE SHWARTS!
Watzer: THE SHWARTS sounds very useful.
Amaroq: Use it watzer, may the shwarts be with you
Watzer: it sounds very useful.
Amaroq: it is, you should use it sometime
Watzer: use it sometime? That doesn't sound very sanitary to me.
Amaroq: The shwarts is your frieeeend
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Amaroq: yes you do! Admit it! You just cant HANDLE the shwarts!
Watzer: I can't admit it.
Amaroq: You must!You will never get better till you admit you have a problem. You cant handle the shwarts.
Watzer: I think you're exaggerating just a bit.
Amaroq: So, you think you can handle the shwarts huh? PROVE IT!
Watzer: But I don't like to pROVE IT...
Amaroq: Then, thats it. You cant handle the shwarts, and you cant admit it. Pathetic.
Watzer: I have to go now.
(conversation ends)
Croak: Guess what. Croak. Oh, forget it. I wish you came talk to me more often. Croak.
Watzer: Your wish shall be granted.
Croak: Do you swim? Croak.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a ghoul, how would you react?
Croak: I will remember it. Croak.
Watzer: you will not call up it. Your toenail smells funny.
Croak: Why not? It is so much fun. Croak!
Watzer: Why not indeed.
Croak: Because I said so. Croak.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Croak: The reason... of the reason! Croak!
Croak: Are you here for the sacrifice? Croak.
Watzer: I most certainly am here for the sacrifice. What do you do for a living?
Croak: Great! We will sacrify you at the end of our conversation. Croak.
Watzer: Great!
Croak: I've got some worms' leftovers. Want some?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Croak: If only you were a toad... Croak.
Watzer: Your wish shall be granted.
Croak: Do you swim? Croak.
Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a ghoul, how would you react?
Croak: I will remember it. Croak.
Watzer: you will not call up it. Your toenail smells funny.
Croak: Why not? It is so much fun. Croak!
Watzer: Why not indeed.
Croak: Because I said so. Croak.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Croak: The reason... of the reason! Croak!
Croak: Are you here for the sacrifice? Croak.
Watzer: I most certainly am here for the sacrifice. What do you do for a living?
Croak: Great! We will sacrify you at the end of our conversation. Croak.
Watzer: Great!
Croak: I've got some worms' leftovers. Want some?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Croak: If only you were a toad... Croak.
Not I: Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal.
Aischa: Isn't it?
Not I: It is both and not.
Aischa: It is?
Not I: Why should it be?
Aischa: Isn't it?
Not I: It is both and not.
Aischa: It is?
Not I: Why should it be?
Flying Fuzzball: Do you have a heating african monitor? I do!
Azureon: I love Africa. A continent that varies so much in geography. climate, people and culture. It would take more than a life time to just scratch the surface.
Flying Fuzzball: Eh? That doesn't make any sense to me.
Azureon: Think of the many great civilizations, the art alone would keep you busy for a long time.
Flying Fuzzball: But... I don't want to!
Azureon: That's fine with me, you don't have to.
Azureon: I love Africa. A continent that varies so much in geography. climate, people and culture. It would take more than a life time to just scratch the surface.
Flying Fuzzball: Eh? That doesn't make any sense to me.
Azureon: Think of the many great civilizations, the art alone would keep you busy for a long time.
Flying Fuzzball: But... I don't want to!
Azureon: That's fine with me, you don't have to.
iss Green: Do you want to send me away?
prob: Yes! You have such a gleeful manner about you!
Miss Green: Gleeful. I am angry because I am lost and you will not help me.
prob: Well, because you are lost and I will not help you, I am angry
Miss Green: We are both angry then.
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was drunk or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Miss Green: It was because you were incoherent.
prob: I agree, with your because.....That doesn't make sense does it?
Miss Green: You never make sense.
prob: Never, ever, ever?
Miss Green: Never.
prob: Yes! You have such a gleeful manner about you!
Miss Green: Gleeful. I am angry because I am lost and you will not help me.
prob: Well, because you are lost and I will not help you, I am angry
Miss Green: We are both angry then.
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was drunk or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Miss Green: It was because you were incoherent.
prob: I agree, with your because.....That doesn't make sense does it?
Miss Green: You never make sense.
prob: Never, ever, ever?
Miss Green: Never.
Mireille: Buggles said the world is as flat as you are.
Watzer: *rubs neck*
Mireille: Umm.... what?
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?
Mireille: Are you?
Watzer: I most certainly am.
Mireille: Ok.
Watzer: So Mireille, where are you from?
Mireille: Nowhere.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a sailor that ate raw fish.
Mireille: That sounds cool.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
Mireille: You're lying!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Mireille: Great.
Watzer: Great!
Mireille: You're one cool cat right?
Watzer: I sure am.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Mireille: I'm not going to answer that right now... ask me tomorrow when I feel better.
Watzer: So am I. You're really nonsensical...
Mireille: No, I'm not!
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Mireille: Are you sure? I could swear you did...
Watzer: Not many people can blaspheme you did
Mireille: Once there was a girl who wanted to be a prince... and that was you!...or maybe I'm just confused.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Watzer: It's not so bad, being a liar.
Mireille: It is so bad!
Mireille: I bet my dog can beat up your dog!
Watzer: And I'll bet you five bucks that those breasts of yours aren't real.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Mireille: Noooo....
Implants, huh? Who'd have guessed?:O
Watzer: *rubs neck*
Mireille: Umm.... what?
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?
Mireille: Are you?
Watzer: I most certainly am.
Mireille: Ok.
Watzer: So Mireille, where are you from?
Mireille: Nowhere.
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a sailor that ate raw fish.
Mireille: That sounds cool.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo.
Mireille: You're lying!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Mireille: Great.
Watzer: Great!
Mireille: You're one cool cat right?
Watzer: I sure am.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Mireille: I'm not going to answer that right now... ask me tomorrow when I feel better.
Watzer: So am I. You're really nonsensical...
Mireille: No, I'm not!
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Mireille: Are you sure? I could swear you did...
Watzer: Not many people can blaspheme you did
Mireille: Once there was a girl who wanted to be a prince... and that was you!...or maybe I'm just confused.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Watzer: It's not so bad, being a liar.
Mireille: It is so bad!
Mireille: I bet my dog can beat up your dog!
Watzer: And I'll bet you five bucks that those breasts of yours aren't real.
Mireille: You lie! Liar!!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Mireille: Noooo....
Youji: I want to go out clubbing.
Watzer: Then go out bludgeon.
All goes according to plan!
Valän: (to Guest18) Hello! I was looking on your bio and got cureous.
Guest18: oh hi
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Guest18: oh i have a dog and a fish
Valän: I think Amaroq does too, but i havent seen it.
Guest18: kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack.
Guest18: ok
Valän: I tried making a bot, but i gave up and deleted it.
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: Of course not silly! Where on EARTH did you hear that?
Guest18: dont worry
Valän: And just who do you think you are? You have to say please If you want something from me!
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a real person talkin 2 you! But you might be!
Valän: (to Guest18) Hello! I was looking on your bio and got cureous.
Guest18: oh hi
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Guest18: oh i have a dog and a fish
Valän: I think Amaroq does too, but i havent seen it.
Guest18: kool
Valän: Im hungry, Im about to go fix a snack.
Guest18: ok
Valän: I tried making a bot, but i gave up and deleted it.
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: Of course not silly! Where on EARTH did you hear that?
Guest18: dont worry
Valän: And just who do you think you are? You have to say please If you want something from me!
Guest18: are you a real person talkin 2 me
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a real person talkin 2 you! But you might be!
Strangeways: Oh, shoplifters of the world unite and take over
Not I: Who can disentangle the knot of this world?
Strangeways: I started something I can not finish.. So, what will Father Christmas bring if everyone's gone shoplifting?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.
Not I: Who can disentangle the knot of this world?
Strangeways: I started something I can not finish.. So, what will Father Christmas bring if everyone's gone shoplifting?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.
Luigi Green: You can call me Luigi.
Westerlin Man: ? Where'd you get a nickname like that?
Yeah... where would he get such a strange nickname?
Westerlin Man: ? Where'd you get a nickname like that?
Yeah... where would he get such a strange nickname?
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