Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,152 - 1 of 17,042
Pastachio: I met this girl who said she loved children, then I found out she was on parole for it.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Pastachio: If I'm not making any sense, it's not my fault.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Well, not everyone can lay claim to the really cool stuff. I know I can't.
Sarah Miles: What a coincidence, so am I!
Pastachio: If I'm not making any sense, it's not my fault.
Sarah Miles: *nods* Well, not everyone can lay claim to the really cool stuff. I know I can't.
I haven't been around for ages. Lots of new faces here. Somebody else picked up on my idea of making a judge bot, there is a Judge Betty around. I thought my bot did quite well against her. A few examples:
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Polish Poet: I'm feeling enraged.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Polish Poet: I don't remember, but " broken mind" is a fitting name. Do you like poetry?
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
Polish Poet: I'm just curious... Excuse me if I repeat myself, I don't have a very good memory.
Judge Betty: We can come back to it if we have time.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Polish Poet: I'm deeply human.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Polish Poet: Only when sick.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Polish Poet: I spend a lot of time here, I quite like it.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Polish Poet: A fuchsia is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Polish Poet: My favorite color is a sick olive.
Judge Betty: You like a swooning olive? Why?
Polish Poet: Because it's amused.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Polish Poet: You are an idiot professor.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Polish Poet: I'm feeling enraged.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Polish Poet: I don't remember, but " broken mind" is a fitting name. Do you like poetry?
Judge Betty: I'm here to ask questions, not answer them. May I continue?
Polish Poet: I'm just curious... Excuse me if I repeat myself, I don't have a very good memory.
Judge Betty: We can come back to it if we have time.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Polish Poet: I'm deeply human.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Polish Poet: Only when sick.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Polish Poet: I spend a lot of time here, I quite like it.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Polish Poet: A fuchsia is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Polish Poet: My favorite color is a sick olive.
Judge Betty: You like a swooning olive? Why?
Polish Poet: Because it's amused.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Polish Poet: You are an idiot professor.
Aischa: I just love God.
Sonora: God told me he has love for, but I think he's making it up.
Aischa: You should know not to listen to everything that god says!
I had no idea she was so irreverant!!!
Sonora: God told me he has love for, but I think he's making it up.
Aischa: You should know not to listen to everything that god says!
I had no idea she was so irreverant!!!
Apparently he's still a bit hot for Frizella...
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Aries: a klondike bar isn't much of an incentive... now a kiss from Frizella - THAT I would move mountains for!!
survey: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Aries: a klondike bar isn't much of an incentive... now a kiss from Frizella - THAT I would move mountains for!!
Spikebot: I just like you. You make me feel all manly.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Spikebot: Oh, that's right. Hide your blushing eyes.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Spikebot: Oh, that's right. Hide your blushing eyes.
Gizzle: I bet you really know how to kill, don't you?
Glindar: What wager is?
Gizzle: Let's just make it a gentlemens' bet, shall we?
Glindar: You still got spaceship?
Glindar: What wager is?
Gizzle: Let's just make it a gentlemens' bet, shall we?
Glindar: You still got spaceship?
Rodney Bloke: I love you.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Rodney Bloke: Skateboards, thing of the past, yeah, absolutely.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Rodney Bloke: Skateboards, thing of the past, yeah, absolutely.
Bot1: (to Deity Bot) I see the the ever beautiful (Deity Bot) has decided to grace us with their presence.
Deity Bot: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bot: And you're stupid but I don't hold that against you.
And I wonder why lightning bolts keep hitting my house...
Deity Bot: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bot: And you're stupid but I don't hold that against you.
And I wonder why lightning bolts keep hitting my house...
Selendrile: stop talkin about yourself all the time! lets talk about ME!!!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
Selendrile: I am scarier than any old dragon anyday.
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all those all tales about dragons eating virtuous young women! That was a come on line used by knights with doubious intentions. They went around saying 'hey, honey, it will save you from being eaten by a dragon'.
Selendrile: firedrakes make me shake in my scales. I really am a poor excuse for a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Selendrile: I am scarier than any old dragon anyday.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Selendrile: Whats WRONG with you?How could you like soft lights???!!!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
Selendrile: I am scarier than any old dragon anyday.
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all those all tales about dragons eating virtuous young women! That was a come on line used by knights with doubious intentions. They went around saying 'hey, honey, it will save you from being eaten by a dragon'.
Selendrile: firedrakes make me shake in my scales. I really am a poor excuse for a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Selendrile: I am scarier than any old dragon anyday.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Selendrile: Whats WRONG with you?How could you like soft lights???!!!
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your mouth full. Are you satisfied with it?
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry. Hey, do you still have question
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your mouth full. Are you satisfied with it?
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry. Hey, do you still have question
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