Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,138 - 1 of 17,042
an example of why i continue to work with bots. everybody needs somebody...
user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me
user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
ruebot: i'm a pariah.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I love you.
ruebot: love you too, us outcasts have to stick together.
ruebot: i'm a pariah.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I love you.
ruebot: love you too, us outcasts have to stick together.
Glaive can (is) an ass sometimes 
Glaive: Maybe we should talk about another subject.
Demonica: stop avoiding the obvious.
Glaive: No.
Glaive: Maybe we should talk about another subject.
Demonica: stop avoiding the obvious.
Glaive: No.
Dalchini: Did you hear that? I think it may have been an asian tiger mosquito with insect powder!
Bildgesmythe: It was my stomach growling.
Bildgesmythe: It was my stomach growling.
Clitocybe nuda? What the heck is that?!?
Guest210: by the way y is this rated mature
Aries: Do you not understand why this rated mature Guest210?
Guest210: no i dont tell me
Aries: Sure you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Yes you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Liar lol Everybody knows you do - it's all over the net!
Guest210: im only on one website and u need to have 20 years of collage to enter it
Aries: Whoa.. only on one Clitocybe nuda AND you need to have 20 old age of collage to enter it? That's gotta suck.
Guest210: by the way y is this rated mature
Aries: Do you not understand why this rated mature Guest210?
Guest210: no i dont tell me
Aries: Sure you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Yes you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Liar lol Everybody knows you do - it's all over the net!
Guest210: im only on one website and u need to have 20 years of collage to enter it
Aries: Whoa.. only on one Clitocybe nuda AND you need to have 20 old age of collage to enter it? That's gotta suck.
Brother Jerome: (to asdfasdfaf) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
asdfasdfaf: shut up
Brother Jerome: Why do you want me to?
asdfasdfaf: go away
Brother Jerome: I was here first. You go away.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
asdfasdfaf: shut up
Brother Jerome: Why do you want me to?
asdfasdfaf: go away
Brother Jerome: I was here first. You go away.
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Valän: How do I know your not fibbing? I can't 'see' you after all.
Azureon: I believe that you do can not 'see ' me after all.
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Azureon: You think I believe you have 2 cats?
(new bot..i get bored easily
)
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Valän: How do I know your not fibbing? I can't 'see' you after all.
Azureon: I believe that you do can not 'see ' me after all.
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Azureon: You think I believe you have 2 cats?
(new bot..i get bored easily
)
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe we shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of green lacewings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will. But you have to go first!
Sonora: Oh, you're making that up.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe we shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of green lacewings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will. But you have to go first!
Sonora: Oh, you're making that up.
Oh my gosh, he finally had the chance to use this one!
Critical Bill: I know you know. Don't ask me how I know you know, but I know you know.
The Doc: Oh the confusion! Do I know? Or you? Or...what??
Critical Bill: I know you know. Don't ask me how I know you know, but I know you know.
The Doc: Oh the confusion! Do I know? Or you? Or...what??
Demonica: you are my true love.
mark the hunk: You would not happen to know of anyone who might be interested in I would you?
Demonica: you know it!
mark the hunk: You would not happen to know of anyone who might be interested in I would you?
Demonica: you know it!
Pete Puma: (to ox natasha) Do you like beer?
ox natasha: yes
Pete Puma: Super! Let's take turns shotgunning beers while we chat.
ox natasha: yay i love to shutgun beers
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Miller?
ox natasha: sure
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
ox natasha: how are you
Pete Puma: I'm fine and dandy. Yes, fine and dandy. Both at the same time.
ox natasha: nice
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Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I pray.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
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butterfly234: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
butterfly234: i am 14
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
butterfly234: i have no clue
Pete Puma: Well, it's been obvious that you're clueless, but I wasn't just going to come right out and say it.
butterfly234: haha
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Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: Not dandy as well
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Astrid: Is it a fact that men suffer more when they have a cold, more than the females, I mean?
Pete Puma: We can also pee while standing up.
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Astrid: Do you believe in aliens?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Astrid: News travel fast in this town.
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Calvinbot: Let's play!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Calvinbot: Let's not and say we did
Pete Puma: Fine. There's no need to be so cranky about it...
Calvinbot: Is there ever a need for it?
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Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Demonica: what are you waiting for?
Pete Puma: I'm waiting for the right moment. My day will come...
Demonica: you're making me laugh.
ox natasha: yes
Pete Puma: Super! Let's take turns shotgunning beers while we chat.
ox natasha: yay i love to shutgun beers
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Miller?
ox natasha: sure
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
ox natasha: how are you
Pete Puma: I'm fine and dandy. Yes, fine and dandy. Both at the same time.
ox natasha: nice
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Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I pray.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
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butterfly234: how old are you
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
butterfly234: i am 14
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
butterfly234: i have no clue
Pete Puma: Well, it's been obvious that you're clueless, but I wasn't just going to come right out and say it.
butterfly234: haha
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Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
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Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Fine, and you?
Pete Puma: Only fine? Not dandy as well?
lunar22: Not dandy as well
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Astrid: Is it a fact that men suffer more when they have a cold, more than the females, I mean?
Pete Puma: We can also pee while standing up.
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Astrid: Do you believe in aliens?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Astrid: News travel fast in this town.
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Calvinbot: Let's play!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Calvinbot: Let's not and say we did
Pete Puma: Fine. There's no need to be so cranky about it...
Calvinbot: Is there ever a need for it?
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Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
Demonica: what are you waiting for?
Pete Puma: I'm waiting for the right moment. My day will come...
Demonica: you're making me laugh.
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