Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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surreal tastelessness and crude lavatorial "humour" alert!
I can only apologise wholeheartedly and unreservedly for the direction the last stanza and a half went off in. I fought it as long as I could, but projects this ambitious - well, they have a mind (and a will!) of their own!
oh can u get me a hug,cheese,and some edible stuff
Ugh! See baffling headache out-consumed esteem,
ad nauseam, meet touches of huge belching feeds.
Ha! Bash if feculence, as muttonhead's huge ego deem -
Hot became humungous, teenage, fish-faced Leeds.
Fudge feeble thug, as cheese-head consummation;
mug household huge abasement - acne side-effect!
Begun deduce huge, shameless home affectation -
she noisome slug, ace deathbed menu huge affect.
Found fudge anathema, comestible huge cheeses
choose nauseate, huge shame - effect bemuddling.
Guide toughened schemes, unfathomable faeces -
She due enema! The cheesed-off bum's coagulating!
Huge, toughened scheme became foul fantasised:
Defecate each shameful humbug - ego sonnetised!
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It is the only phrase you need in any language, anywhere on the planet. Ever.
With the possible exception of "Ursäkta, denna tobaksaffär skrapas"
With the possible exception of "Ursäkta, denna tobaksaffär skrapas"
That is a very useful phrase, especially when you apologize because the tobacco shop is being scraped.
Happens all the time. It's the hovercraft you see - they're difficult enough to control at the best of times. But with all those eels as well - no tobacconist is safe!
I can only apologise wholeheartedly and unreservedly for the direction the last stanza and a half went off in. I fought it as long as I could, but projects this ambitious - well, they have a mind (and a will!) of their own!
Ugh! See baffling headache out-consumed esteem,
ad nauseam, meet touches of huge belching feeds.
Ha! Bash if feculence, as muttonhead's huge ego deem -
Hot became humungous, teenage, fish-faced Leeds.
Fudge feeble thug, as cheese-head consummation;
mug household huge abasement - acne side-effect!
Begun deduce huge, shameless home affectation -
she noisome slug, ace deathbed menu huge affect.
Found fudge anathema, comestible huge cheeses
choose nauseate, huge shame - effect bemuddling.
Guide toughened schemes, unfathomable faeces -
She due enema! The cheesed-off bum's coagulating!
Huge, toughened scheme became foul fantasised:
Defecate each shameful humbug - ego sonnetised!
Oh good. More children. I was feeling a bit peckish. Not that I'm getting like Black Alis or anything.
Psimagus--You see there! Anagrams lead to *makes face* folk songs, an'folk songs lead to rubbish!
Psimagus--You see there! Anagrams lead to *makes face* folk songs, an'folk songs lead to rubbish!
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