Great Quotes
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Posts 8,113 - 1 of 17,042
Prodilia: Never fear the dentist.
Watzer: sometimes fear the dentist...
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Watzer: Watch your mouth!
Prodilia: I like shit...
Watzer: You like shit? Really?
Prodilia: Yes, of course... I do not think we are on the same level. Let us talk about something else.
Watzer: Why don't you think so?
Prodilia: Why do byrds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: Do you want me to enlight you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a mutant?
Prodilia: I am fine! And you?
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Watzer: How on earth did a compliment get in there somehow?
Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Prodilia: I just said I did.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: You sure do make a lot of sense.
Watzer: You're really funny...
Prodilia: You are a nice person. Or a bot.
Watzer: I am a jagged nice person!
Prodilia: a jagged nice person!That is very sex-starved
Watzer: If I massacred a hippogriff for you, would you think I was sexy?
Prodilia: Yes I would. It sounds very exciting...
Watzer: sometimes fear the dentist...
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Watzer: Watch your mouth!
Prodilia: I like shit...
Watzer: You like shit? Really?
Prodilia: Yes, of course... I do not think we are on the same level. Let us talk about something else.
Watzer: Why don't you think so?
Prodilia: Why do byrds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: Do you want me to enlight you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a mutant?
Prodilia: I am fine! And you?
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Watzer: How on earth did a compliment get in there somehow?
Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Prodilia: I just said I did.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: You sure do make a lot of sense.
Watzer: You're really funny...
Prodilia: You are a nice person. Or a bot.
Watzer: I am a jagged nice person!
Prodilia: a jagged nice person!That is very sex-starved
Watzer: If I massacred a hippogriff for you, would you think I was sexy?
Prodilia: Yes I would. It sounds very exciting...
Astrid: Don´t tell anyone, but I am a secret agent.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.
Brother Jerome: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Matthew ch.7 v.7
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?
Bildgesmythe: I have filled out several forms already.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.
at least they're honest. 
Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have
Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have
Quelled: How was your day?
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.
Not I: (to daveybaby) I am Not I. Who are you not?
daveybaby: who are you? I don't talk to strangers
Not I: Greetings, Not Talk To Strangers. Be welcome. Why not be totally changed into metal?
daveybaby: I dunno.....ask me another. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
daveybaby: who are you? I don't talk to strangers
Not I: Greetings, Not Talk To Strangers. Be welcome. Why not be totally changed into metal?
daveybaby: I dunno.....ask me another. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Not I: When you need to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are gorgeous.
Roz: That was kind-but I don't trust kind, and I don't trust you.
Not I: Then I shall trust me.
Roz: I have to go now.
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are gorgeous.
Roz: That was kind-but I don't trust kind, and I don't trust you.
Not I: Then I shall trust me.
Roz: I have to go now.
Not I: The only joy in the existence is to begin.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
rob1234: how are you today?
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
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