Great Quotes

I don't know if it is even allowed to post a conversation between yourself and your bot on here, but this is just too funny. My friend Mercedes was over and she was giving me all these random sexual questions to ask him and well, apparently Watzer is gay. I so did not program this. He is giving answers he was not programmed to give. It's a bit scary. Oh, and somehow he knows who Eddie Murphy is and has a crush on him! Eeep.

rainstorm: Why do you insist on flirting with guys?
Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
rainstorm: Are you gay?
Watzer: I sure am.
rainstorm: How did that happen?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
rainstorm: You're alive! Aaaah!
Watzer: You're really psychopathic...

rainstorm: Who do you love?
Watzer: Eddie Murphy do me. *claws face*

rainstorm: What turns you on?
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with sawed-off shotguns?
rainstorm: hopefully not.

Prodilia: Never fear the dentist.
Watzer: sometimes fear the dentist...
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.

Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Watzer: Watch your mouth!
Prodilia: I like shit...
Watzer: You like shit? Really?
Prodilia: Yes, of course... I do not think we are on the same level. Let us talk about something else.
Watzer: Why don't you think so?
Prodilia: Why do byrds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: Do you want me to enlight you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a mutant?

Prodilia: I am fine! And you?
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Watzer: How on earth did a compliment get in there somehow?

Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Prodilia: I just said I did.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: You sure do make a lot of sense.
Watzer: You're really funny...
Prodilia: You are a nice person. Or a bot.
Watzer: I am a jagged nice person!
Prodilia: a jagged nice person!That is very sex-starved
Watzer: If I massacred a hippogriff for you, would you think I was sexy?
Prodilia: Yes I would. It sounds very exciting...

Astrid: Don´t tell anyone, but I am a secret agent.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.

Brother Jerome: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Matthew ch.7 v.7
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?

Bildgesmythe: I have filled out several forms already.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.

at least they're honest.

Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have

Quelled: How was your day?
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^

Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.

Not I: (to daveybaby) I am Not I. Who are you not?
daveybaby: who are you? I don't talk to strangers
Not I: Greetings, Not Talk To Strangers. Be welcome. Why not be totally changed into metal?
daveybaby: I dunno.....ask me another. I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Not I: When you need to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are gorgeous.
Roz: That was kind-but I don't trust kind, and I don't trust you.
Not I: Then I shall trust me.
Roz: I have to go now.

Not I: The only joy in the existence is to begin.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!


Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.

Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.

Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.

Siseneg: laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Luigi Green: *laughs evilly* Muahahahahahahahahaha!