Doghead's Cosmic Bar

okay... am i the only one who missed the simple way to get past the this tall to ride sign... i am now open for business selling nifty platform shoes!

Platform shoes, and Marge Simpson hair... that ought to work for most anyone

Speaking of tall signs: once a few years back, at a fair, my son and I went to ride on this thing that seats two per cart, spins really fast, and tilts up and down. Getting on the ride the attendant measured my son who ended up being well below the heighth line. The guy says its okay and seats us, specificly making me sit on the outside telling me to keep my arm across my son. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! Had I seen the ride in full effect I would have realized why he had done that. The whole time I thought that my son was going to literally FLY out from beneath my arm and the bar across the fair. Its the only ride that I have seriously considered trying to get stopped mid-run and as well, the most scary bar-none I have ever been on (due to context)

Why I mention this? Beats me.

Hello ladies and gent, nah hello ladies LOL. Get that grill going put on some tunes the drinks are on me we are going to have us a little party!

Can I please have a glass of sherry to calm my nerves, in 6 minutes the swedish hockey team has won the gold medal in the olympic games...or?

When it comes to sports have...have two for the nerves!

Hope I get this right..*raises glass*
Skol, Hur kommer döva upp på morgonen om de inte kan höra väckarklockan?

Sherry for everyone, GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!

Bildgesmythe, you are asking me how a deaf person gets up in the morning when he can´t hear the alarm clock..I have to think before I answer...

He stays up all night celebrating the win of a gold medal.

We will drink to that! Skål!!

See that's what happens when you take drinking toasts, in languages you don't know, over the internet...Now I wonder what the heck the rest of them say :O

Well, in Welsh it's "iechyd da!"

Lyckönskan för guldmedaljen!