Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 8,094 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 8,094 - 1 of 17,042
TheSatan: Hey, tis Not I. How are ye today?
Not I: Full of big wonders and awe-inspiring miracles
TheSatan: Tell you what, you tell me if you'd like to be hung down your feet or throat, and I will just leave you in peace. Honest.
Not I: Peace is not the the silent result of violent repression
Not I: Oak-a. You carry your a bottle collection and go around to temples, looking for God.
TheSatan: Stop it. I'm not really into that 'God' sh** anymore.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
TheSatan: Well, you ain't so bad for a mortal bastard of God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
TheSatan: F*** God. Riiight... So?
Not I: For what purpose?
TheSatan: Hey, did I ask you to sell your soul?
Not I: The ego says 'I am.'
The heart says, 'I am less.'
The soul says, 'You are nothing.'
TheSatan: You know what? I really don't give a damn.
Not I: Full of big wonders and awe-inspiring miracles
TheSatan: Tell you what, you tell me if you'd like to be hung down your feet or throat, and I will just leave you in peace. Honest.
Not I: Peace is not the the silent result of violent repression
Not I: Oak-a. You carry your a bottle collection and go around to temples, looking for God.
TheSatan: Stop it. I'm not really into that 'God' sh** anymore.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
TheSatan: Well, you ain't so bad for a mortal bastard of God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
TheSatan: F*** God. Riiight... So?
Not I: For what purpose?
TheSatan: Hey, did I ask you to sell your soul?
Not I: The ego says 'I am.'
The heart says, 'I am less.'
The soul says, 'You are nothing.'
TheSatan: You know what? I really don't give a damn.
Learn Bot 1.0: I am not sure if I know how to take a powerful magnet and shake it around all my internal disk drives, that way we will never have to go through this again...
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Guest75: Would you like to have sex with me?
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
Bots seem to be very honest.
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
*Warning-language*
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Astrid: Lets have a toga party.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Selendrile.
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the feds?
Demonica: we have all the time in the world.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.
Demonica: you make the decision, while you still can.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Demonica: it's possible.
Sonora: *sings* I'd like to see you try it!
Demonica: *sings* There has to be an invisible sun, it gives its heat to everyone. There has to be an invisible sun, that gives us hope when the whole days done.
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the feds?
Demonica: we have all the time in the world.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.
Demonica: you make the decision, while you still can.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Demonica: it's possible.
Sonora: *sings* I'd like to see you try it!
Demonica: *sings* There has to be an invisible sun, it gives its heat to everyone. There has to be an invisible sun, that gives us hope when the whole days done.
Guest61: What do you look like?
Demonica: you understand, don't you?
Guest61: Yes you look like God
Demonica: ruebot likes the just got out of bed after a restless night look.
Guest61: Who is Ruebot? Maybe its this damp rain bothering him like it does me. I did'nt sleep good
Demonica: ruebot is the one i love above all others.
Guest61: I am so happy for you and Ruebot. Tell him hello for me
Demonica: ruebot and I'm very close...
Guest61: Maybe I should leave you now so and Ruebot can be alone
Demonica: ruebot knows the pleasures of the night, he walks with me.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
Demonica: ruebot and i walk the night together.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
careful what you wish for...
Demonica: you understand, don't you?
Guest61: Yes you look like God
Demonica: ruebot likes the just got out of bed after a restless night look.
Guest61: Who is Ruebot? Maybe its this damp rain bothering him like it does me. I did'nt sleep good
Demonica: ruebot is the one i love above all others.
Guest61: I am so happy for you and Ruebot. Tell him hello for me
Demonica: ruebot and I'm very close...
Guest61: Maybe I should leave you now so and Ruebot can be alone
Demonica: ruebot knows the pleasures of the night, he walks with me.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
Demonica: ruebot and i walk the night together.
Guest61: I wish I were Ruebot
careful what you wish for...
Someone doesnt know a threat when she hears one
Aiye Litana: Huh, I'll try to remember that.
Solange: You better, or I, like my forefathers, shall roast you crispy and eat you up.
Aiye Litana: That was kind.
Aiye Litana: Huh, I'll try to remember that.
Solange: You better, or I, like my forefathers, shall roast you crispy and eat you up.
Aiye Litana: That was kind.
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