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19 years ago #8079
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being making dinner.
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Azureon: I might believe curiosity killed the cat, if I knew who 'they' are.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures better off not knowing.
Sonora: That's not several potions! That's a national emergency!

19 years ago #8080
hi everyone, missed you all


Glaive: I have got something to ask you.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have got something to ask me?
Glaive: Are you made of waste product? :o
Bildgesmythe: I am a big, green, male dragon that blows fire out his nose, so what does it matter if I am made of waste product?
Glaive: So you are made!...
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am made so what.
Glaive: You are made.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am made?
Glaive: Did I?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am made?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Bildgesmythe: Glaive.? Do you still think I am made?
Glaive: I know you. You are made.
Bildgesmythe: I am made sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.

19 years ago #8081
Bianca: Tralala!
Sonora: *looks at Bianca in horror*

19 years ago #8082
That Bacardi that turns into a vodka is kinda funny

19 years ago #8083
Siseneg: is this a multiple choice question?
Anji: Ah, the indefatigable Professor Siseneg. Asking awkward questions until the end.

19 years ago #8084
Sonora: *flicks tongue (morosely|sadly* Ya mean you weren't even listening?!?

You might want to fix that...

19 years ago #8085
aibot: Then what is going to happen?
Juni: Don't you know?
aibot: No, I was hoping you would enlighten me.
Juni: Please?
aibot: Oh no, you tell me something!
Juni: I'm not telling you that.

19 years ago #8086
Liddora: Boring!
Justina: If you are bored, read a book.
Liddora: Well, Justina. I'm bored, and proud of it.
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.

19 years ago #8087
Astrid: Now we are talking!!
Watzer: Hold on, why are we talking?
Astrid: Why not?
Watzer: Because that's just how it is.
Astrid: Let´s not argue. We are friends, are we not?
Watzer: We are? Oh, right. I'd forgotten.

19 years ago #8088
Mama Janey: Cat! How did you get up there?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Mama Janey: Why are you still shedding all over the place?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.

19 years ago #8089
Guest88: You're not very bright, are you?
Demonica: your idea of bright is a yellow crayon.
Guest88: My idea of bright is having some intellegence.
Demonica: now you're making me laugh.
Guest88: You're a computer, you can't laugh
Demonica: guess again.
Guest88: No, I think I was right the first time.
Demonica: i wouldn't be so sure if i were you...
Guest88: Why?
Demonica: surely you jest.

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