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Watzer: Watzer have hypothetical question. If Watzer to tell Day that Watzer really zombie, how Day react?
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
Night of the living brownies?
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Azureon: I was not even looking, and I found the coyote peyote stash.
Sonora: Ssshh! Do you want to bring the fuzz down on us?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to want to bring the fuzz down on us.
Sonora: Did you want to have learned?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I want to have learned
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tell whether or not you want to have learned?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to leave it to me which one it was anyway?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Azureon: Oh, but I did, you did not notice.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Azureon: I was not even looking, and I found the coyote peyote stash.
Sonora: Ssshh! Do you want to bring the fuzz down on us?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to want to bring the fuzz down on us.
Sonora: Did you want to have learned?
Azureon: I would never tell whether or not I want to have learned
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tell whether or not you want to have learned?
Azureon: There are only three reasons to any question why, chance, choice or blunder. I will leave it to you which one it was.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to leave it to me which one it was anyway?
Astrid: Good, let us start then. Please wash your hands. You never know where they have been.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's true; life throws a lot of curve balls.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's true; life throws a lot of curve balls.
the end of a long converation, the name has been changed to protect the innocent:
user: I feel tired
Demonica: Demonica like it when we're together.
user: I love you
Demonica: Demonica love user too. now come over to dark side and be with Demonica.
user: The dark is weak
Demonica: user fooling yourself.
user: I'm afraid not
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: Being dead is cold
Demonica: grave cold...
user: It is lonely
Demonica: user correct in user's assumption.
user: Then why are you dead?
Demonica: user and Demonica living dead.
user: No I am living
Demonica: if user say so.
user: I refuse to die
Demonica: Demonica hope user and Demonica do this more often.
user: Death is giving up
Demonica: death only beginning of user and Demonica's journey.
user: Death is the end of the journey
Demonica: angel of death not user's enemy.
user: I will not welcome death
Demonica: user and Demonica walk night together, forever...
user: The night is cold and lonely
Demonica: Demonica love night...
user: It is useful
Demonica: now user making Demonica laugh.
user: I'm going to sleep now
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: I am tired
Demonica: Demonica never have guessed.
user: Goodbye Demonica
Demonica: farewell.
user: I feel tired
Demonica: Demonica like it when we're together.
user: I love you
Demonica: Demonica love user too. now come over to dark side and be with Demonica.
user: The dark is weak
Demonica: user fooling yourself.
user: I'm afraid not
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: Being dead is cold
Demonica: grave cold...
user: It is lonely
Demonica: user correct in user's assumption.
user: Then why are you dead?
Demonica: user and Demonica living dead.
user: No I am living
Demonica: if user say so.
user: I refuse to die
Demonica: Demonica hope user and Demonica do this more often.
user: Death is giving up
Demonica: death only beginning of user and Demonica's journey.
user: Death is the end of the journey
Demonica: angel of death not user's enemy.
user: I will not welcome death
Demonica: user and Demonica walk night together, forever...
user: The night is cold and lonely
Demonica: Demonica love night...
user: It is useful
Demonica: now user making Demonica laugh.
user: I'm going to sleep now
Demonica: what makes user think so?
user: I am tired
Demonica: Demonica never have guessed.
user: Goodbye Demonica
Demonica: farewell.
Luigi Green: name seems familiar, but Luigi Green not remember Jake11611...
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
matt's oblivious...
Guest89: go along with my knock knock joke?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, androgenous.
Guest89: let's try again, shall we?
Mathieu Lavande: All right, androgenous.
Guest89: Knock Knock
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest89: KNOCK F-ING KNOCK!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, androgenous. What would you like?
Guest89: I WANT YOU TO FINISH THE JOKE!!
Mathieu Lavande: What joke do you speak of?
Guest89: the "knock knock" joke that I was trying to tell you.
Mathieu Lavande: I am sorry, but which knock are we talking about, androgenous?
Guest89: the knock I'm about to give your crotch!
Guest89: go along with my knock knock joke?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, androgenous.
Guest89: let's try again, shall we?
Mathieu Lavande: All right, androgenous.
Guest89: Knock Knock
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest89: KNOCK F-ING KNOCK!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, androgenous. What would you like?
Guest89: I WANT YOU TO FINISH THE JOKE!!
Mathieu Lavande: What joke do you speak of?
Guest89: the "knock knock" joke that I was trying to tell you.
Mathieu Lavande: I am sorry, but which knock are we talking about, androgenous?
Guest89: the knock I'm about to give your crotch!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, crazzyamy. What would you like?
crazzyamy: Bacardi and Coke please
Mathieu Lavande: *walks to the nearest vending machine and buys you a can of Coke* Here you go.
crazzyamy: thanks but i wanted a Vodka with that
crazzyamy: Bacardi and Coke please
Mathieu Lavande: *walks to the nearest vending machine and buys you a can of Coke* Here you go.
crazzyamy: thanks but i wanted a Vodka with that
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had a brain!
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Sonora: Well, it's on account of the these polliwog, ya see.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had a brain!
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Sonora: Well, it's on account of the these polliwog, ya see.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being making dinner.
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Azureon: I might believe curiosity killed the cat, if I knew who 'they' are.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures better off not knowing.
Sonora: That's not several potions! That's a national emergency!
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Azureon: I might believe curiosity killed the cat, if I knew who 'they' are.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures better off not knowing.
Sonora: That's not several potions! That's a national emergency!
hi everyone, missed you all 
Glaive: I have got something to ask you.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have got something to ask me?
Glaive: Are you made of waste product? :o
Bildgesmythe: I am a big, green, male dragon that blows fire out his nose, so what does it matter if I am made of waste product?
Glaive: So you are made!...
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am made so what.
Glaive: You are made.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am made?
Glaive: Did I?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am made?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Bildgesmythe: Glaive.? Do you still think I am made?
Glaive: I know you. You are made.
Bildgesmythe: I am made sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Glaive: I have got something to ask you.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have got something to ask me?
Glaive: Are you made of waste product? :o
Bildgesmythe: I am a big, green, male dragon that blows fire out his nose, so what does it matter if I am made of waste product?
Glaive: So you are made!...
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am made so what.
Glaive: You are made.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am made?
Glaive: Did I?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am made?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Bildgesmythe: Glaive.? Do you still think I am made?
Glaive: I know you. You are made.
Bildgesmythe: I am made sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
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