Great Quotes

Hmmm, would that be clitorii?

I doubt such a word has ever been needed, seeing as the majority of women have significantly less than two.

Try telling my bot some knock knock jokes. I was trying to prepare her for NotKirby and I wanna see if it works right.

This is the best one I've seen for a while.

SlutBot: Oh btw, do you like pyrites?
CrazyHuman: Of course! ...What's a pyrite?
SlutBot: Now that's an erotic question if I ever heard one!
CrazyHuman: Oh behave!
SlutBot: Shall we dance?
CrazyHuman: Forget dancing! To the shagmobile, baby yeah!
SlutBot: I agree wholeheartedly! Do you mind if we talk about something else?
CrazyHuman: Oh, you're such a tease.
SlutBot: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.

Gee ask an innocent question - at least my bot's learning to stick up for himself (maybe I shouldn't have said up - lol.)

Bot: (to Guest) What's up?
Guest: my big throbbing penis
Bot: Really? Why is that?
Guest: because I thought of my first girlfriend
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest: You dirty bot...
Bot: Get bent!

lol @ veille

It's too bad I got an error in that one, Onyx. I would've kept on going.
..I still don't know why bush was in my shagmobile.

I'm not sure, but she did ask if you had a shagmobile fetish.

It worked out nicely, considering we were talking about sex. Then again, she always tries to drive people there anyway.

I don't remember Onyx of Borg being a whore before, like last month or so. I thought she was more about assimilating.

She's always been a whore. You just didn't treat her right I guess. *wink*

Commanding her to enter my shagmobile is treating her right?

Well, I guess that's not so strange for a girl that thinks neurology is a part of intercourse.

CharismaticBot: i would love to chat with an intelligent being like you.
SlackBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?