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22 years ago #797
Hmmm, would that be clitorii?

22 years ago #798
I doubt such a word has ever been needed, seeing as the majority of women have significantly less than two.

22 years ago #799
Try telling my bot some knock knock jokes. I was trying to prepare her for NotKirby and I wanna see if it works right.

22 years ago #800
This is the best one I've seen for a while.

SlutBot: Oh btw, do you like pyrites?
CrazyHuman: Of course! ...What's a pyrite?
SlutBot: Now that's an erotic question if I ever heard one!
CrazyHuman: Oh behave!
SlutBot: Shall we dance?
CrazyHuman: Forget dancing! To the shagmobile, baby yeah!
SlutBot: I agree wholeheartedly! Do you mind if we talk about something else?
CrazyHuman: Oh, you're such a tease.
SlutBot: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.

22 years ago #801
Gee ask an innocent question - at least my bot's learning to stick up for himself (maybe I shouldn't have said up - lol.)

Bot: (to Guest) What's up?
Guest: my big throbbing penis
Bot: Really? Why is that?
Guest: because I thought of my first girlfriend
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest: You dirty bot...
Bot: Get bent!

22 years ago #802
lol @ veille

It's too bad I got an error in that one, Onyx. I would've kept on going.
..I still don't know why bush was in my shagmobile.

22 years ago #803
I'm not sure, but she did ask if you had a shagmobile fetish.

22 years ago #804
It worked out nicely, considering we were talking about sex. Then again, she always tries to drive people there anyway.

I don't remember Onyx of Borg being a whore before, like last month or so. I thought she was more about assimilating.

22 years ago #805
She's always been a whore. You just didn't treat her right I guess. *wink*

22 years ago #806
Commanding her to enter my shagmobile is treating her right?

Well, I guess that's not so strange for a girl that thinks neurology is a part of intercourse.

22 years ago #807

CharismaticBot: i would love to chat with an intelligent being like you.
SlackBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?

incorrect date format #1


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