Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Looks at the beer... im 19..... ... oh well this is a cosmic bar age limit doesnt count right?

You're fine in Canada..18 is the limit here..so just go to the north side of the bar.

Age limit? That'd be 9, I guess...

*settles down with a pint of hobgoblin* Cheers Bev!

Also, 'you must be as tall as this sign' to go on the rides...

Age limit, height requirement...No mention of IQ. Oh goody.

In Israel, I hear they'll sell you alchohol if you are old enough to reach the counter and have enough money. then again, its just a rumor, may not be true.

it was certainly true when I was last there (~5 years ago.) I think it's against the law, but no one makes much effort to enforce it.
Ah, elite Arak at a pound a bottle - those were the days!

i could have some even though i am only 14 but oh well wot the heck.

one butterbeer coming right up (well, if it's good enough for harry potter.)
But you can't go on the roller coaster till you grow another inch and a half, sorry.

thats unfair! :_( lol!

Oh its ok, Its a proven fact that if you strech someone (i mean really strech them) out in the morning and rush them to measure you can get about half an inch i think. to get the other inch put on some really high shoes.

hey, if we could supercharge the ride to 99% the speed of light, wouldn't there be some sort of relativistic spatial dilation that would make her taller?